1) noun, verb: 99% of all sex is basically something pornstars do so that other people can masturbate. The other one percent of what happens in private is describes below, without going into all the messy details, the guy has this thing below his belly commonly known as a dick. The aim of sex is to shove the dick between a woman's legs known as a pussy. 99% of all the activities of men are directed towards finding an acceptable pussy. This is true for 99% of the women too, but they'd rather eat horseshit than admit it. This results in something hideos being born, known as babies, unless the guy protects himself by wearing condoms. Sometimes the guy shoves his dick into other suitable body orifices of the girl, like the asshole, the mouth and the urethra. Sex also occors when the guy eats the cunt or anus of the girl. Sex usually does not occor when the couple is only locking lips.
Sometimes, when two guys get really horny and/or drunk, one of them shoves their dick up the other's ass. Or they yank each other's cocks, or blow each other. You should get the idea.
Sometimes, two girls get really emotional and wail about how good guys are impossible to find, and THEN end up getting drunk and horny. But since girls are not endowed with dicks, the best they can do is lick each other's cunts or shove fingers up each other's pussies or assholes or both.
They also kiss, but this has become too common to be considered a remotely sexual act. All of this, unbelievably, somehow manages to get guys more horny.
Sometimes one really lucky guy manages to get two girls drunk and horny, or finds two girls as above, and manages to have both of them crawling all over his body. In this case, the guy is too excited, confused, and exhilerated, and the two girls are too drunk, to actually know what gets shoved up where. this is known as a threesome.
Sometimes two guys and a girl come together. In this case, one guy shoves his dick up the girls pussy/asshole/mouth and the other guy shoves his dick up the first guys asshole. The guy in the middle is known as Lucky Pierre, whih is pretty ironic as the guy above is normally considered to be more lucky. This is also known as a threesome.
Sometimes a bunch of friends get together and get horny and drunk. In this case, all of them end up in one big group, with various body orifices in contact with various other body orifices and cocks. This is known as group sex when both the genders are equally represented. There is also a unisec orgy, where one girl has a number of dicks in her cunt, mouth and asshole. Also, the guys participating in putting their dicks in some suitable and underoccupied body orifice, may or may not indulge by kissing one another.
The one boy an many girls things never happens anywhere out of the middle east, where the harem is having sex with the male in whatever way is possible through all the clothes.
And in some exteremely perverted cases, people get drunk and horny, and are too bored to use their hands, need a little variety and therefore will shove their dicks into the orifices of, or allow their orifices to be penetrated by the dicks of dogs, cats and horses. Sometimes, both guys and girls get blown by goats, tapirs, cows, crows, parrots and dead fish. These creatures are enticed into doing this by sprinkling a suitable foodgrain over the body part that requires to be stimulated. These guys are really sick in the head, but not as sick as people who indulge in sibling sex, child sex, and family orgies.
See, I told you I wouldn't go into the messy details.
2) gender
Sometimes, when two guys get really horny and/or drunk, one of them shoves their dick up the other's ass. Or they yank each other's cocks, or blow each other. You should get the idea.
Sometimes, two girls get really emotional and wail about how good guys are impossible to find, and THEN end up getting drunk and horny. But since girls are not endowed with dicks, the best they can do is lick each other's cunts or shove fingers up each other's pussies or assholes or both.
They also kiss, but this has become too common to be considered a remotely sexual act. All of this, unbelievably, somehow manages to get guys more horny.
Sometimes one really lucky guy manages to get two girls drunk and horny, or finds two girls as above, and manages to have both of them crawling all over his body. In this case, the guy is too excited, confused, and exhilerated, and the two girls are too drunk, to actually know what gets shoved up where. this is known as a threesome.
Sometimes two guys and a girl come together. In this case, one guy shoves his dick up the girls pussy/asshole/mouth and the other guy shoves his dick up the first guys asshole. The guy in the middle is known as Lucky Pierre, whih is pretty ironic as the guy above is normally considered to be more lucky. This is also known as a threesome.
Sometimes a bunch of friends get together and get horny and drunk. In this case, all of them end up in one big group, with various body orifices in contact with various other body orifices and cocks. This is known as group sex when both the genders are equally represented. There is also a unisec orgy, where one girl has a number of dicks in her cunt, mouth and asshole. Also, the guys participating in putting their dicks in some suitable and underoccupied body orifice, may or may not indulge by kissing one another.
The one boy an many girls things never happens anywhere out of the middle east, where the harem is having sex with the male in whatever way is possible through all the clothes.
And in some exteremely perverted cases, people get drunk and horny, and are too bored to use their hands, need a little variety and therefore will shove their dicks into the orifices of, or allow their orifices to be penetrated by the dicks of dogs, cats and horses. Sometimes, both guys and girls get blown by goats, tapirs, cows, crows, parrots and dead fish. These creatures are enticed into doing this by sprinkling a suitable foodgrain over the body part that requires to be stimulated. These guys are really sick in the head, but not as sick as people who indulge in sibling sex, child sex, and family orgies.
See, I told you I wouldn't go into the messy details.
2) gender
by Gunkglumb July 16, 2008
Get the sexmug. the act of a man inserting his penis into a womans vaginia. mostly done in europe. can happen anywhere including where your sitting.and yes kids. mommy and daddy have sex.
everyone has sex.
by egghumper October 26, 2010
Get the sexmug. We had sex.
by OfficialJuiceSavage June 20, 2016
Get the sexmug. Sex is the middle man to love making and fucking. It is a medium to those two definitions in which a male and female body both intertwine in different positions all leading to a males penis entering a womans vagina until extasy is reached. The same out come stands for both male on male relationships also including male on female and multiple parties as well. As well as being used as a pleasure-filled act, it is also used as a stress reliever or tension reliever.
Some say sex is mearly a form of human reproduction when in reality, we are the only species who have sex sheerly for pleasure purposes. If sex is not pleserable it is not sex, it is then a waste of time.
Some say sex is mearly a form of human reproduction when in reality, we are the only species who have sex sheerly for pleasure purposes. If sex is not pleserable it is not sex, it is then a waste of time.
After a hard day at work, the male comes home to a stressed out woman, in order to relieve this tension both partners have sex until happyness is reached.
by RisenRainbow May 13, 2005
Get the sexmug. 1. My husband and I strengthened our emotional and physical bond last night while having sex.
2. I picked up dis sexy ass ho on da corner last night and we had some hot sex, but now ma dick itches.
2. I picked up dis sexy ass ho on da corner last night and we had some hot sex, but now ma dick itches.
by freshprsh0rtiie June 18, 2008
Get the sexmug. Intercourse; a special relationship with someone.
When a dick goes inside a pussy, when the pussy is licked, yummy!
When a dick goes inside a pussy, when the pussy is licked, yummy!
Dan and I were out on a date. His eyes held mine, and when we laughed, I felt so nice and uplifted. He held my hand and took me back to my house. We sat down together, staring into each others eyes. He put a hand on my leg and I shuddered. He laughed. "Are you scared of me?" "A little.." He beckoned for me to come closer to him. He turned me around and gently placed me on his lap. He started bouncing me up and down on his lap until I realized he was hard. I knew what he wanted, and I wanted the same. I took his hand and placed it on my pussy, and rubbed it around in just the right motion.
We began. He pushed me towards the bed and forced himself onto me, both of us madly horny and kissing this entire time. He quickly pulled off his pants and stripped me of my clothes. We loved each other. Slowly but surely, I felt his dick throbbing inside me, and I LOVED IT. He moved it inside and out, and soon cummed inside me.
"OH BABY, BABY..
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.. I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART.. YOU GOT LOST IN THE GAME.."
Alr bye <3 have sex with a Dan. Lyg. Also stop being a perv and looking up sex to get horny. Byeeeee
We began. He pushed me towards the bed and forced himself onto me, both of us madly horny and kissing this entire time. He quickly pulled off his pants and stripped me of my clothes. We loved each other. Slowly but surely, I felt his dick throbbing inside me, and I LOVED IT. He moved it inside and out, and soon cummed inside me.
"OH BABY, BABY..
OOPS I DID IT AGAIN.. I PLAYED WITH YOUR HEART.. YOU GOT LOST IN THE GAME.."
Alr bye <3 have sex with a Dan. Lyg. Also stop being a perv and looking up sex to get horny. Byeeeee
by qwertyuiop love February 17, 2022
Get the sexmug. I was at school one day and the cutest boy in our came up to me and said “ after school my car” so when the bell rang and school was over I went to his car and he said “ hop in” so I did what he said. as we were walking into his house he said “hey my parents are on a trip you wanta bang .” Sure enough I was like yay but then I said “ You have condom right.” He laugh and said “ Of course” we Went into his room and we started to kiss no French kiss. He shirt was already off so he took my off and started playing with my tits. Being the desperate girl I was I said “ wanna she them.” So I took off my bra still kissing and he looked amazed of how big they were . He stared to play with them as we were kissing and then I unzipped his pants and his penis was huge I mean like 10 inches or more. Then he stated to take my thong off and after I gave him one of a kind blowjob I could taste the cumm coming out of him. He said “ oh babe I will do anything you want anything.” Just FUCK ME.”I said. He stared to Lick My clit and shoved him him to me and I let out a little groan and he said “ I know you like it,” more MORE” I screamed so he shoved all 10 inches and to me and it was the best I mean best he took it out and turned me around and stared fuck me in the ass. We got in to the 69 position for a bit and went back to fucking . We fell asleep inside of each other . The next morning we fucked even harder. Damm best sex ever also glad he had the comdom
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by Heygirlheygirlhey101 November 7, 2018
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