"I came inside her, shit was cash."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
"Oh shit are you trying for a baby?"
"Nah bro, she's a semen cemetery."
by Boinko October 21, 2021
Get the semen cemeterymug. Disease state characterized by raspy, high-pitched voice that usually occurs after a night of heavy drinking.
After drinking 12 beers last night, Larry had a raging case of semen voice and no one could understand what he was saying.
by cjbetti July 8, 2018
Get the semen voicemug. A semen specialist Is similar to your mom in the aspect of knowing her way around a load, where it came from, the consistency, who it came from, and how to clean it.
by SlinkyDick July 3, 2022
Get the semen specialistmug. Tortilla chips surrounded by scrumptious semen. Most likely from your local gay male. They prove to make you immortal and can even help you penis press 420,000 pounds because it has 6,000,000 grams of protein.
Person 1: I’m fucking starving and I can’t get through this workout
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
Gay male: I GOTCHU, HERES MY MUDAFUCKIN SEMEN NACHOS, FARM GROWN!
Person 1: *dies from eating semen nachos*
by Bruhmomentous January 27, 2020
Get the semen nachosmug. When you nut on a hot frying pan and let your cum turn into steam until it fills the room to get turned on.
by Literally Batman September 9, 2023
Get the Semen Saunamug. by anonymous November 11, 2020
Get the Semen kingmug. The goal of semen roulette is to either dodge semen or shoot semen.
All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.
The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
All of the players stand in a circle with one player kneeling on the ground spinning with their mouth open.
The standing players start jerking off until the first player busts thier nut which must go into the kneeling players mouth if i does all of the other players must jizz in a cup and the person who missed must drink said semen. if it goes in then the person who just caught the load must drink the semen.
by niggercum69 September 11, 2022
Get the Semen Roulettemug.