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Scalper

An extremely smart person who has the knowledge to resell profitable items. These people have lots of info to be able to purchase items, usually in large quantities. Some don't have jobs because they make more reselling than if they had a job.
Are you a scalper?
- Yes
How much did you making reselling ps5's?
- More than you make in a month of working broke boi
by I_use_a_mac December 3, 2020
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scalper

(noun) (pronounced scale- PUR) (verb: to scalp)

1) A random person selling tickets to an event (sporting games, concerts, etc.) on the side of the road. Usually this person is normal and just trying to sell an extra ticket.

2) Inversely, a scalper is also the term used for a person who is trying to buy a ticket from someone on the side of the road. This person just showed up at the event, hoping that someone would be selling an extra ticket.

*When scalping, price negotiation is acceptable.
**Be aware that if you obtain/sell a ticket, the person who sold/bought the ticket from you will most likely be sitting next to you at the event (if the ticket has an assigned seat) because people typically buy tickets with the seats together. This will only happen if the person you bought/sold the ticket too will also be in attendance at the actual event.
Joe: Did you get tickets for the game?
Bob: Nope, but I'm going to get there early and try to scalp a pair.
Joe: Good call. You'll probably get them for cheap.
Bob: I know, right?
Joe: Just be careful the scalper you buy them from is okay, because you're going to have to sit next to him the whole game.
Bob: Good call.


Sarah: I have an extra ticket for the concert tonight because Mary can't come.
Becca: You should definitely scalp the ticket to get some cash.
Sarah: Good call.
Becca: Be sure you sell it to someone decent because we're going to have to sit with her the entire show.
Sarah: Good call.
by whudupfx March 25, 2009
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scupper stabber

"Scupper stabber" - Slang for a gay man. A scupper is traditionally defined as an opening on the deck of a boat to allow runoff during heavy rains or large waves. Sometimes used to refer to similar drainage for a building.
"Dude, I was in a bar in Boston, when unbeknownst to me, a gay pride parade started marching by...when I walked out I surrounded by 1000's of friggin' scupper stabbers."
by Thor9 September 15, 2006
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scump

being excessively expensive, having a a high price. Pronounced "scoomp"
let's get out of here, the prices are scump!
by pumkinpie89 January 17, 2011
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Scalp

scalp : (noun) the number of ladies you’ve managed to fuck over your lifetime or in a given period.

to scalp : (Verb) to fuck, to successfully get laid hence getting the scalp of the woman you’ve been after.
A: hey mate, did you end up screwing that Fiona at the party?
B: are you fucking kidding mate?! I scalped the living shit out of her!
by Quaglia August 30, 2018
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sculpt

To manipulate someone into a sexual situation; to seduce. Origins in the art world. POSSIBLY relate to the myth of Pygmalion who's statue came to life.
"If I can just get her into my room, I can totally sculpt."
by heebiejeebie February 15, 2005
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scullet

fat pregnant woman with a powermullet
yo that powermullet is hot
yea its off da riz

whats the difference between a dead baby and a scullet
you dont eat a scullet with a fork!!
by SCULLET February 5, 2005
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