Similar to "Eff them;" a derogatory remark used by a person or group to another party they do not get along with. If someone says "screw em," they will create tension on the already failing relationship.
by krispygram December 6, 2016

by no one of purpose March 30, 2012

Ex 1: "Will you go to prom with me?" asked Mike. "Yes!" Naomi said. "Great!" Mike said. "I mean, no, I actually already have a date for prom," Naomi said. "I just got screwed over," Mike said to himself.
Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
Ex 2: "Yes, you've got the job," Hank said. "Awesome!" Lori said. "I changed my mind, we don't need you; so no," Hank said. "I should tell someone that I was just screwed over," Lori said to herself.
by Ereck Flowers January 26, 2015

A metaphor for significantly fucking up.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Relating to missing the correct hole and fornicating with a belly button.
Man, Douglas really screwed the pooch on that one, like the time he missed and ending up putting it in Lucy's pooch hole (belly button).
by Pooched2433 December 1, 2016

cly: So how did it go?
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
ken: Great, i got a screw-venir aswell!
cly:(laughs)wat'd u get?
ken:(waves a thong & laughs)
by missmac@ya April 2, 2009

I feel betta than i eva felt before (ah)
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then
Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
I'm screwed up
Intoxicated but maintainin self control(ahh)
I took a swig I had a jug
Jug-a-lug I'm loud and clear
I had some bud I lit it up and then i made it disappear
Cause my magic tricks are so fabulous the sh*t's hazerdous got ameturs smokin canibus if you mad at this d*mn it then
Fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
fuck you (fuck you)
I'm screwed up
by Breyanna January 31, 2004
