A penis so covered in shit from gay sex that the penis chemically bonded with the little brown nuggets of shit. Most commonly held among Harry’s.
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Get the Shwang mug.The act of subtly cutting off a car that is trying to pass. Usually on a highway, you close the gap between a slow car in the right lane and your car (in the left lane) so as to not allow the faster car in the right lane to pass. You do this as many times as possible, trying to look like your not trying to do it, eventually sending the other driver into a fit of road rage.
This asshole in a BMW was in a big hurry, so I decided to schwing him for a few miles. He finally passed me using the shoulder of the highway while giving me the finger.
by HarBerNi March 4, 2010
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A term used by men in a secretive, code-like manner to alert other men of a beautiful woman in the general vicinity.
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I'm Schlang. Nobody notices me and nobody passes me by. They see me and know that I'm here because I am. I'm Schlang.
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