Schizophrenia

When a person thinks they hear or see things that dont exist and usually think they are someone else at times but swear to you their not. Watch out for these fuckers there crazy!

Shes talking to the air man she must have Schizophrenia!

by Blairry October 9, 2009

schizosexual

noun - a person who alternately switches between homosexual and heterosexual orientation over a period of time. Not the same as a bisexual, who has a long term attraction to both sexes. Schizosexuals are normally bi-curious females who can't decide what they want.

Schizosexual: "OMG!! Thinking about Dane gets me so wet!"
Female Bisexual: "You know Dane rams men's bottoms right?"
Schizosexual: "Do you think he will ram mine?"
Female Bisexual: "You're not a man, and I thought you were gay anyway?"
Schizosexual: "Nah. Tits don't do it for me anymore. I need a nice, big cock inside me."
Female Bisexual: "Nice."
Schizosexual: "Hey, you wanna come up for a night cap?"

by SafferRoach September 2, 2011

schizoid

Schizophrenic. Deluded. Nuts. Whacko.

Ever since he got stung on the scrotum, my dog goes schizoid every time he sees a bee.

by Flyin' Brian September 10, 2005

schizophrenia

megan...what a possum

she talks and talks and talks about nonsense to her imagionary friends. sometimes i get the feeling she is really trying to communicate with me...it is so eerie...unsettling...

by The Kit October 8, 2004

Schizoid

A person with schizophrenia

(or someone taking delusional)

“i saw peter griffen from fortnite”
“shut up schizoid”

by kingrayden105 November 13, 2022

scizoid

Shorten for schizophrenia. It could be used to denote a person being paranoid for no reason, imagining stuff or similar, rather than clinical condition of real schizophrenia.

I don't know if that just my scizoid mind but I think I saw something.

by smileez October 12, 2007

Schiza Burger

"ok, u beat their ass with a tomato and some lettuce a couple times and then spooge ketchup and mustard all over their ass and then u stick it right in the meat grinder"

Boone Delight's chilli chute got really soggy when I popped her with a schiza burger.

by Cooter January 28, 2004