crack saw

when you credit card someone (take a card and slide it through someones ass crack to cause discomfort) with a hacksaw, causing severe pain.

dude i need a band- aid, i just got crack sawed.

by fenyeman......again November 17, 2009

Sawing cedars

A britsh columbian variation to sawing logs.

Someone who snores loudly when sleeping

Everybody was still up partying and I was
Sawing cedars in the other room.

by Taotyton August 13, 2013

Sawing

When someone has been very productive in a short amount of time.

1. I have 276 cows milked this morning from 3 different herds, 28,000 Gallons of pig slurry shifted with a 1600 gallon Coner tank and an engine dropped from a Citroen Berlingo.

2. By god, you were absolutely sawing!

by #freethenips October 1, 2025

See-saw DP

When doing a DP one penis is all the way in while the other is almost all the way out. Then the one that is out goes all the way in, as the one that was in goes almost all the way out. The 2 penises "See-saw" in and out. Therefore only one is in all the way at a time, and both will also be halfway in on the way in and out.

We were gentle at first since it was her first DP. We did a see-saw DP to start and she completely loved it!

by RainforestFor3 December 1, 2021

Saw Con

"Saw Con" when said out loud sounds like "Suck on", and should be followed by "deez nuts!".

People who fall for ‘Sup Dog’ are the type of people that fall for this.

Aidan: Hey Synj, are you going to Saw Con?
Synjhin: What is Saw Con?
Ollie: Saw Con deez nuts!

by Rubbish_Dad March 22, 2025

Sawed off shart gun

A risky fart when you've have diarrhea all day.

I'm not a gambling man so I probably shouldnt unload this sawed off shart gun in the car

by Silver tongued liar November 7, 2025

Sawful

Adj.

How a citizen's "supporters" feel when they when they realize the citizen doesn't have the problem, they do. It is always good to identify the citizen's "supporters" as subjects.

Subject Oliver: You need help!

Citizen East: If you want to help, then sure, I'll take it. Let's get swell! I wouldn't want you feel sawful, Oliver!

by DiamondDick9 June 4, 2022