I'm not saying I'm [Jesus]...I'm just saying

An expression to be used prior to a statement that
a) though delivered with good intentions, may potentially sound critical or
b) points out that you were correct (assuming you were initially doubted)

May also be used interchangeably with the term "baby Jesus"

"I'm not saying I'm Jesus...I'm just saying that you should probably turn right at the next light"

"I'm not saying I'm baby Jesus...I'm just saying that you got a ticket for parking there (like I said you would)"

by MissMelanieG January 13, 2009

ring stinger

What is caused by consuming a large amount of chilli like substances.

Had a big chow on the chilli last night and look da fuck out, me got da ring stinga

by zeilich February 8, 2005

sting

a former wrestler for the WCW...and some retard at my school.

Wrestle MEEEEEEEEEEEEE!

by signaling_suicide_failures March 10, 2004

Daylight Savings Time

Great for getting an extra hoir of sleep, but it just confuses the fuck out of others later.

Is it 6:00 or 7:00? Dammit, I'm going to be late for work because of daylight savings time again.

by ommonomaily August 6, 2012

Satin

Our esteemed Lord and Savior Satin, god and overlord of the gays and The Gus (previously 'Liver Toy', previously 'THOSE WHO WILL NOT APOLOGIZE IN PROTEST TO THE PATRIARCHY', previously 'Food Homes') and unofficially the gayest online support group ever. Satin is also the father of Roomba, and also known as Bob.
Gusians: I love you guys, stay strong and liver yourselves! *GAY*

Alicia: Roomba I need your dad to forgive me
Roomba: Wdym why are you talking to my dad?
Alicia: Nooooo not your biological dad, I meant Satin!

by Allie Waters-Statan July 3, 2019

stinger

A member of the opposite sex with malicious intent, who uses their engendered charms to beguile their chosen (actively or passively) victim.

A group of stingers may coordinate in 'sting operations'.

She is a Mad Stinger.

They'll sting you here (heart) and they'll sting you here (crotch/wallet), they'll nick ya smokes and drink ya beer.

What a manky stinger.

by J Roman Fish / Jon P / Jim / Ricky March 20, 2008

Daylate savings time

When you set your clocks ahead ten minutes to trick yourself into being early for things.

All the clocks in our house observe daylate savings time so that we are not tardy for school.

by Mr. Lernon October 28, 2013