Who the fuck just slapped Armin in the face when he was spitting game? It must have been Andrew Samuels.
by kingfisherjoey2 April 28, 2022

Hes a fuckboy the biggest one of them all, he typically is known for flirting with every girl and sometimes even guys. His dick is so small and his heart is smaller. Being black makes him an even worse person. He just looks like shit at that point. Just stay away from him you wont regret it trust me.
by Luca dargenio May 14, 2019

Massive alpha male, still plays fortnite, any female with 10 miles of him gets instantly impregnated, kinda cringe tho
by #1 Sam bird fan February 14, 2020

a teenager who has a strange obsession with animal jam, loves drugs, and repeatedly says no shit sherlock.
Your such a samuel con stop watching breaking bad
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con
“no shit sherlock” - samuel con
8$ for 1000 sapphires is not a good deal, dont be such a samuel con
by Emery’shand(pregnant ) April 22, 2022

1 word: Anime
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.
He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
If you know a guy named Samuel Brenner, he more then likely likes anime, a lot!
A Samuel Brenner is a rare type of friend who is always there to listen to your problems and have some good times along the way.
He is probably into PlayStation a lot more than Nintendo and Xbox.
He also more than likely hates dead memes. Especially ones from 2016. Especially 7 Grand Dad.
But, overall, even if he always seems to be sarcastic, without an obvious sarcastic accent, he is definitely worth being friends with, maybe even best friends with.
by 7 Grand Sans October 31, 2019

The Samuel Harness is a one of its kind coffee you can order at Tim Hortons. It consists of an extra large cup and for sugar and for cream. This makes it an XL poor by four. into words it could be described as silky sweet! It could almost be described as milky sweet but that would be too sake. It is actually so colourful and cute that you just might want to Google it. And while you’re at it, you may also want to find the Wi-Fi who also happens to be a hooker… Not just any hooker; but the kind that will end world good question wondering I don’t know we’re all kind of Elaine world frustration. Oh wait a moment that was Siri being drunk again, she clearly meant to say hunger. And if you don’t know now you know too early in the morning for me. Again I think Siri is drunk because she clearly meant to say the N-word. Do you know what the N-word is never.So true. IOENO000 sweet home Alabama
Can I get me a samuelharness around here? Tour where can I find a samuelharness in the mountains? Or give me a Amber F and Samuel harness or I blow this up! Give me a samuelharness or I’ll have a hissy fit!!!
by Kora-lea Beth Hooker-Harness 🌮 April 7, 2022

Samuel is the biggest piece of crap anyone could ever meet, he always thinks he’s cool even though he’s not, he acts like the biggest loser ever, and is commonly called faggot and has a very small penis
This is so samuel
by Jenandofi January 31, 2018
