shake my salad

I DOMT KNOW WEIRDOS

someone just tweeted it and i don’t know but i want to know please help me out fellas

please millie don’t shake my salad with kourtney

by larrysbitch28 January 13, 2018

Toss Your Salad

when u spread your ass cheeks and someone licks ur bum-hole

I dont want to toss your salad.
Do you want your salad tossed?

by bling bling October 14, 2003

noob salad

A counter strike player who pwns on a n00bsalad.net server.

I talked to a noob salad player last night and he was powning me to death.

by OttoBohn January 17, 2008

toss my salad

To rim with deep tongue penetration.

She tossed my salad and then I packed her fudge.

by Anonymous May 17, 2003

salad tosser

The art of eating ass.

She's awesome down there, what a salad tosser!

by Lan B. September 28, 2005

Salad Jerks

A nickname for the overly priced salad/wrap restraunt Salad Works. If you didnt see the sign over the doorway and wander into this shithole, then you find yourself reading off a menu that has $12 salads, Call for help immediately.

Guy 1: "Whats for lunch budddddy?"
Guy 2: "I only have $45. I guess were not going to Salad Jerks"

by StreetBikeTakeover June 22, 2009

Memphis Fruit Salad

When a woman places pieces of pineapple (or other fruit) in her vagina and proceeds to queef vigorously into another woman's mouth.

Her Memphis Fruit Salad was sub-par this time around...I only needed 4 napkins.

by K-Noodle November 10, 2009