New Roof

A "new roof" is a local Northern Irish term used by males to describe their new haircut, their roof being their head.

Conor: "Hey lads, look at my new roof!"
Tom: "Did you really just say "new roof" ? That's embarrassing

by soulwax May 22, 2014

Roof Canoe

someone who is utterly useless at their sole purpose

Julia is a roof canoe at cooking

by roofcanoe May 1, 2020

Roof Envy

The feeling a property owner gets when he watches a roof being installed across the street by a superior contractor, especially after they just got their deductible covered by some "bob the roofer" pop-up roofing company.

Jim Tells his wife while looking out the window,

"Dammit Rose, maybe we shouldn't have gotten our deductible covered by that OTHER roofing company. ROOFMARK is doing something special across the street. It's giving me Roof Envy!"

Rose, "I told ya, that I liked that TC character. "

by betterdick January 14, 2019

raise the roof

impact when someone with a large penis is present

when prof came in to the office he raise the roof

by aznbob December 10, 2023

roof

someone who is ugly, stupid, and annoying.

oh my god, sol is being such a fucking roof today.

by ifurseeingthissay November 9, 2021

roof

A contraction of rip and oof. Can also be written as rooft for extra effect.

Someone says something out of the ordinary or otherwise. One might respond with "roof"

by Juni.J November 6, 2019

Roof Toss

A game that involves throwing people off a roof. The bigger your splatter effect is the more points you get. You can also get points by tossing them into or in front of a moving car and other various object that make the landing more funny.

Hey jake lets go down to brooklyn and play a few rounds of roof toss.

by Hahb Shoge January 31, 2024