mom reasoning

When a parent (preferably a mother) or person makes an accusation, explanation, or theory with no grounds. The accused cannot make any logical reasoning against statement simply because it is mom reasoning.

mom: If I eat more I will get skinny

child (to themself): There she goes again with her mom reasoning

by dimelis_16 May 25, 2007

Reeses Penis

When you’re girl covers your dick in chocolate and peanut butter then sucks it off

Yo my chick gave me a Reeses Penis last night

by ImTrashAtFortnite March 19, 2018

personal reasons

n. The official reason your company gives for why people disappear after a reorganization.

dude 1: Did you hear Gary resigned for personal reasons?
dude 2: Yeah. They personally asked his sorry ass to get the hell out!

by rowrtay February 24, 2009

tom rees

a tall rugged looking man who uses his brute ruggitivity to lure young wenches into his nest for mating. The 'Tom Rees' tends to prefer fresh meat but has been known to dable in other varieties of wench. E.g, Slightly underage, over weight or married.

On the whole, the Tom Rees is a fun and trustworthy legend who takes particular enjoyment from getting you shitfaced.

''Hey that guys such a tom rees! hes taking that chubby girl back to his hot tub!''

by S.M + M.M October 3, 2013

Goddess of Reason

an atheist parody deity similar to the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was made up during the French Revolution, then it was long forgotten after it became their worst nightmare 3.5 years later.

Goddess of Reason or die!

by poopyhead2010 June 15, 2010

Reeses

Much like an Oreo means a "white Black guy" (black on the outside, white on the inside), a Reeses is a person who is black on the outside, yet brown on the inside. In most cases the brown is Hispanic, though it can be other races where the people are primarily brown.
These "Reeses" are very rare, there are many more White Chocolate Reeses seen around.

That negro can hop fences in a second and loves shanking people, and while both Blacks and Hispanics do that, he also speaks fluent Spanish, which proves that he is a true Reeses

by I M A Dogg October 20, 2005

reesed

the equivalent to "owned" or when someone insults someone else it can be used in such ways...

El Negro: You is a big fat whore
*chinease guy crys*
Black Person:OHHHHHH, you got reesed mo-fucka

Charlie:I want a popsicle
Talom:I'm Jewish though
Shenaynay: OHHH damn, you got reesed fag

by sanks October 15, 2005