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Harry was surprised when he boarded the train, that had been delayed for 4 hours, to be met by Andromeda, Hermione and Squeak Middlebum.

When Harry described how much he enjoyed football but he feared rich men were buying clubs and throwing away their money into vanity projects, Andromeda immediately described this profluent loss of money as ditching the quids. And so, the word quidditch was first uttered by Andromeda Tonks nee Black in 1990.
Squeak Middlebum went on to give Harry a bad case of Quidditch Pants in the summer of 2001.

JoKeR: Harry, my muse. I work hard to keep you in that cupboard under the stairs. STFU.

Harry: Heh! WoKeR. UD is not deatheater controlled.

JoKeR: Obliviate! WTF!

Harry: Quidditch pro quo.
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Quid bro quo

an unspoken agreement to repay a favor from one bro to another.

Something for something amongst bros
We can have a quid bro quo about the matter.
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QuAIDS

Queer Aquired Immunodeficiency Diffency Syndrome (noun)
a disease catchable only from male to male contact, in which there is a severe loss of the body's cellular immunity, greatly lowering the resistance to infection and malignancy. QuAIDS is substantially worse than AIDS
Little Wayne got HIV from a girl, so he has AIDS. But Freddie Mercury caught HIV from a dude, so he had QuAIDS.
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quiddle

A term for a 5 string fiddle.
Q: Dude, your violin has too many strings, what is it?
A: It is a five string fiddle, a quiddle.
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quinshaun

a person who is gay and is trash at everthing he do
your so quinshaun
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quinshaun

my dad is quinshaun
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Quidpound

The universal drunk currency used on all stag doos. Taken as legal tender by all reputable bars and strip clubs on the continent. Worth more than any known currency on earth.
All 20 drinks and a round of shots only cost me like 5 quidpound.

I only spent like 20 quidpound last night
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