Finger Puppet

A girl who is soooo tight that when u put a finger in her pussy her arms move up and down.

Hey dont we all want a Finger puppet?

by CanadianBeef_24 December 16, 2003

puppet pud

A douche bag tool who falls under peer pressure too easily from their friends.

The puppet pud cheeted on his girlfriend.

by yodas girlfriend February 25, 2010

Puppet hair

When you have a thick head of hair and not had a hair cut in months.

"Look at that guys head of hair. He has a huge case of puppet hair."

by meatpaulsandwhich January 12, 2012

puppet sniffer

a person who sniffs the rims around glory holes in public cubicals

a puppet sniffer is a vile depraved idiviadual that sniffs glory hole rims

by the horn bag April 6, 2017

Puppet Master

Sexual experience in which the dominant figure sticks his/her hand into the recipients behind to which the dominant controls the recipient's mouth such as a puppet. Resembling a ventriloquist artist.

dominant: hey wanna do the puppet master
recipient: not after last time, my ass still hurts :(

by Furrycat 420 February 10, 2017

Puppet-phobia

the "irrational" fear of puppets. Those who are puppet-phobics often are discriminated against, because puppets are harmless, but we know they're not.

me: "Sorry, i cant go to the play, i have puppet-phobia"
everybody else: "that's not a thing u just made it up."
me: "its a thing, its in the dictionary"
me: shows dictionary, e"see"
them:"oh that must be legitamate"
me: "it is."

by CatsCantRead November 16, 2017

Puppet Master

That typical cocky twat who thinks he can click his fingers and you'll go running back.. Then when you do, you will not hear from him or see him unless he is bored and has nobody else (he will mainly get in touch when he's drunk), so he thinks of you because he knows you are vulnerable and appear available.

He thinks he can contact you at whatever time and you will always be at his beck and call, you will do potentially anything for him.. only to get treated like shite and possibly receive a text saying something like 'I'm sorry but we won't work, but I do care about you...' and so on and so on of complete utter bollocks.

When the Puppet Master contacts you, you immediately get your hopes up and think he is interested so you do go running. Everyone around you can see it and thinks you are a fool, but you are completely blinded by it as you have strong feelings for this dick head (fuck knows why.. but you do).. and he is just sitting laughing thinking 'I've got her right where I want her'.

'Can you not see what he is doing? He is a puppet master walking all over you and you let him!'
'No no he has changed I promise! I'm going to see him later on'

by LBee1993 October 2, 2018