purple headed yogurt slanger 

Ones penis

That chick definitely wants my purple headed yogurt slanger.

purple headed yogurt slanger by kfed34 June 15, 2010

Purple Parakeet 

nickname for the legal drug K2, herbal smoking blend made of herbs and spices sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids.

That Purple Parakeet makes me feel like I been climbing mountains all day!

Purple Parakeet by Hard Bark June 19, 2010

purple wristband

An Australian moniker for the under-aged at music festivals. Refers to the purple wristband they must wear to identify them as under-aged and unable to buy alcohol. Most often attractive females and commonly associated with seedy old (and young) men creeping nearby.

Oi, look at that purple wristband", "Where?", "You bloody creep!

purple wristband by noishdog December 6, 2010

Purple Headed Custard Spitter 

Alternative name for a penis

For dessert I recommend my Purple Headed Custard Spitter

Purple Headed Custard Spitter by BigVern December 8, 2010

Purple Surprise 

When a guy is under the impression that the girl he is about to have sex with is white, and she spreads her legs showing her purple-tinted vagina, demonstrating that she is not white.

"So I took Alisha out for dinner last night, and we had sex?"

"How was she?"

"She had the purple surprise."

Purple Surprise by T3hTool August 19, 2011

Purple plum knocker

When during fellatio, after ejaculation, the female (or male) performing the fellatio punches the recipient directly in the testicles. This therefore turns the recipient's testicles purple giving them the look of purple plums.

Dude I was getting head from this smoking hot girl last night...and then she gave me a purple plum knocker. My balls haven't been the same since.

Purple plum knocker by Funnyudwords April 20, 2013

purple cello

Woman's lady parts that have larger than normal purple flaps

Dude, I LOVE playing on Meranda's sweet purple cello.

purple cello by chubbyninja December 14, 2016