puppy child

When two gay people get married and decide to adopt multiple dogs and treat them like their child.

Did you hear that Rick and Bob got a puppy child

by Calun March 12, 2014

pandemic puppy

A young dog that has been purchased after the start of the pandemic. The pandemic puppy's main function is to provide some sort of company to a person that feels socially isolated.

- Oh, there goes Jake with a dog. I didn't know Jake was a dog person.
- He is not, that is a pandemic puppy

- I hear that Rhodesian ridgebacks make a terrible pandemic puppy

by WendyMilan April 7, 2021

Puppy Fucked

It is like when you screw the pooch. Only if the pooch was much younger and you screwed up way worse.

Damnit, Jon! You blew it on your interview. You are really puppy fucked now!

by btank May 5, 2015

Pocket Puppy

A canine utilized for self pleasure.

Hey at look at John’s new pocket puppy

by Gabesta99 April 3, 2023

Chanking the puppy

Masturbation

I was up all night chanking the puppy. I was exhausted and dehydrated by morning.

by Jimmy Cocaine July 15, 2019

horny puppy

A term of endearment, but also to indicate someone who is completely insatiable

Man, that guy is one horny puppy.

by final5150 February 22, 2010

Puppy hate

The opposite of puppy love, it is much like how you can hate a puppy for peeing on the rug, but you don't actually hate it.

Phil might get annoying from time to time, especially when he drinks, but it's just puppy hate; we love having him around.

by Markys112 November 9, 2009