pseudocide

a fake suicide (mostly used for photography purposes or some sort of spiritual/symbolic means.

person1: "Hey i heard that chick in your math class killed herself."

person2: "Nah, it was just a pseudocide. The pics are on Myspace."

by Powers27 June 25, 2007

Pseudocoup

Pseudocoup

An attempt to overthrow the government that, due to both poor planning and execution, fails. It is not to be confused with the number puzzle game, "Sudoku."

Due to the impromptu nature of its formation and execution, supporters of President Donald Trump attempted a pseudocoup in order to overthrow the confirmation of President-elect Joe Biden.

by Rembrandt Q. Einstein January 12, 2021

Pseudo-goth

A pseudo-goth, (also known as a poser or poseur) is widely understood to be the most vile and detestable fascimile culture yet known to mankind. Pseudo-goths take the originality and artistry of goth culture and turn it into something to be feared. These are emos, who claim to be gothic and slit their wrists; preps, who put on the clothing because they are put under the impression that the clothes make them cool; and nerds, who are often thought of more as cyberpunk (which is legitimate). Hey! Can you blame us for trying to be intimidating? I got my ass kicked as a kid for being intelligent. Wanting others to ph33r you is natural. ;-)

1> Dude, that pseudo-goth is threatening to kill himself. Shouldn't we do something?

2> Ah, him again? No. This is the third time this week. I wish he /would/ throw himself out in front of a bus and save us from his whining.

by Alienkitten September 1, 2005

pseudo intellectual

memeber of the rap group Pseudo Intellectuals

The Scion, DJ Cutler, is the DJ for the Pseudo Intellectuals

by The Science August 8, 2008

pseudocidal

A term used when a person-usually teenaged-acts out in a somewhat lame suicidal manner to get attention.

Ben was pseudocidal when he swallow a whole bottle of Flinstone vitamins.

by schuyler_15 April 7, 2009

pseudo-bathroom

a semi-desolate, discrete, dark place where you have to quickly drop your pants for bladder and/or bowel relief if you really have to go and there is 1.) no open public bathroom around 2.) no law enforcement people around 3.) you don't feel like cleaning up an awful mess in your pants/the car.

Stop the car I need to declare this dead end street a pseudo-bathroom in my honor.

by busterboner September 3, 2009

pseudo-hatred

When you pretend to hate something as a joke, like french-canadians.

French-Canadian Person A: Why are you hating on french canadians?

American Person B: I'm not hating, it's some pseudo-hatred. Naw, they cool. Take a joke, man!

by geek_squared March 25, 2010