pseudo-convo

An online dialogue, preferably with a member of the opposite sex.

Whether one utilizing Gtalk or AIM, or any number of chat clients, the pseudo-convo is deployed in the attempt to not say anything completely retarded. If one does, blaming the medium is the normal recourse.

This way, one can both save face and the perception of self-respect is still intact.

Additionally the chance to score remains.
"Dude, just call her. Don't be such a bitch."

"Nah, maybe I should have a pseudo-convo, I'm a little drunk still."

"Good call. Maybe you can get a BJ or something then."

"Forshizzle, yo."
by Woodizzle April 23, 2009
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Pseudo sudo

When it looks someone or something is in control but it feels/actually is fake
Everyone knows that the student council's president is just a pseudo sudo, all of the members follow the vice's lead.
by TheMrDucks May 7, 2024
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pseudo-accent

When someone a second or third language, but with the slightest accent.
"Could you please pardon me for my choice of words, English isn't my native language."
- She said in her only slight pseudo-accent.
by BobaBoy_2010 January 29, 2025
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Pseudo-occupation

When an obscure occupation needs professional title.
Laddie described herself as a beach drink scientist, and despite that it was a pseudo-occupation, she was still nationally recognized for her accomplishments in the field.
by laddiehickelsen December 8, 2023
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Pseudo-potent

Someone or something say that are strong but actually weak
Nathan is pseudo-potent
by S0m3th1ng February 13, 2022
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proxy pseudo designer

A fashion designer who's not a formal fashion designer by trade, who outsources the design and/or mass-produces BS.
e.g. Rachel is a blogger turned proxy pseudo designer
by uberduke December 17, 2016
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pseudo penis

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis
Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy
by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020
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