pseudo-sophisticated 

Adjective
1. Pretentious
2. That piece of writing you had to edit in your creative writing discussion that was written by an emo with a thesaurus fetish and unresolved daddy issues.

"Damn, what did I just read? Rory, that was so pseudo-sophisticated. There so much unnecessary drama!"

pseudo-sophisticated by fadingphilosophercollection November 12, 2019

Pseudo “leverage” 

A situation where one side at the negotiating table flaunts their so-called “leverage” without realizing that by showing their cards, they’ve pretty much given away all their power because they’ve become entirely predictable.

Me: Damn, dawg - I was playin’ against some invisible niggbo and it was freakey how them hits kept cummin’ outta nowhere - but once he lost his mask, all I could see is a weak, old dude puffing up his chest, trying to be scary ...
Dawg: Kay, so small fries after that, right? Buncha pseudo “leverage”?
Me: Aye, piece of cake. Dickbo didn’t realize he didn’t have shit one me 🤣
Dawg: Tite!

Pseudo “leverage” by SackmaBooolz November 28, 2019

pseudo-biotic 

Alive, only by process of domestication/artificial selection, and having a mix of biological characteristics which either are not autonomously viable, or would not be selected for, by process of natural selection.

Of all the pseudo-biotic creatures on Old McDonald's farm, the pig is the one invited most, to dinner.

pseudo-biotic by ancestaera April 25, 2020

Pseudo-Intellectual 

The "intellectual" way to say smartass/smart-aleck/smartypants

The liberal arts guy are sorta Pseudo-Intellectual

Pseudo-Intellectual by Sir. B September 19, 2020

pseudo-record label 

A record label that isn't registered but still somewhat exists
Examples: Flex Entertainment, Billion Dollar Records, 10X Entertainment

That isn't a fake label, it's a pseudo-record label

pseudo-record label by zicari101 October 2, 2020

Pseudo-fart 

A large, disruptive, and noisy fart employed to cover up coughs, Used as a disguise for COVID symptoms.

*blarp*
People in airport: “ew, dood that was disgusting!”
Friend 1: why Did u do that?”
Friend 2: I had to cough, but couldn’t risk missing my flight to get tested so I pulled a pseudo-fart.”

Pseudo-fart by 6millionjews November 29, 2020

pseudo penis 

A pseudo-penis is a penis like member found on an animal that, while superficially appearing to be a penis

Females and feminists with too much testosterone tend to grow a pseudo penis, a penis looking body part; not to be confused with Penis Envy

pseudo penis by Dr. Whaaa December 24, 2020