Promoter

A promoter is a person that is usually promoting something like a brand, sport, or anything that can be advertised.

1. “Look at that Promoter promoting Starbucks!”
2. “I want to become a Promoter!”
3. “Dude, Promoters are just trying to get you to buy their promoted product.”

by Md0515 July 31, 2023

Promoshing

A portmanteau of "promise" and "mosh"
'Pro-mah-shing'

Listing something desirable on an online local selling platform (Such as Marketplace or Craigslist) at an obviously undervalued price with the sole intention of trying to get multiple people to rush to the seller, and hoping the desperate buyers will get into a physical altercation to buy the product, for the seller's own entertainment.

Kyle: "Bro!! Someone just listed a MINT well maintained 1991 Honda CR-X on Marketplace for $2K! There's no way this is real."

Sam: "It might be real, but it sounds like the seller is promoshing. If we get there in the next 30 minutes, it might still be there, but you will likely have to fist fight several people for the chance to buy it."

by Jcloveturbo88 August 17, 2023

Primo

Marijuana cigarette treated with crack cocaine

My headache seems to get worse when I smoke primos.

by Dr. P. Swayze and Dr. Sandy B August 25, 2023

Primo-Blunt

A marijuana blunt, sprinkled with cocaine that is stereotypically rolled by an old school African American man, whom resembles either ,the famous Smokey Robinson, or Frank Lucas.

"Hey, girl you wanna try my Primo-Blunt?" "You ain't never had a blunt unless you've tried one of my Primo-Blunts!"---Stan, the token black guy in the crew.

by Krazy K White Buffalo January 15, 2024

Primos effect

The phenomenon where a creative work designed to represent and/or celebrate a minority is hated by said minority for being stereotypical and degrading.

This effect is named after the Disney Channel animated series "Primos", which got a great deal of backlash for containing negative stereotypes and incorrect Spanish.

The opposite is the Speedy Gonzales effect, named after Speedy Gonzales, the Looney Tunes character who is both criticized for being a Mexican stereotype, and beloved for being a heroic, quick-witted, and lovable cultural icon by Latin-Americans.

In June 2017, the city of Philadelphia adopted a Pride Flag with additional black and brown stripes on top, intended to represent people of color. However, this flag and its further redesigns gathered backlash for being uninclusive, including from LGBT people of color. This is an example of the Primos effect.

by the riverside January 26, 2024

Promovenenation

pronunciation: proh· moh· ven· uh· nay· shun IPA: proʊˈmoʊvənəˈneɪʃən

{noun}

: the manipulative act or instance of outwardly promoting or endorsing something, while subtly attempting to sow doubt and negatively influence its success.

especially : by appealing to ethos to persuade others of one's pure intention despite an ulterior, often damaging, motive.

Etymology: derived from the fusion of "promo," from the Latin "promovere" meaning "to move forward," and "venenation," from the Latin "venenum" meaning "poison."

see also: promovenenate (verb), promovenenatingly (adverb)

1. The politician's strategic promovenenation of the policy concealed efforts to undermine its implementation and sway public opinion against it.

2. The Redditor's misleading promovenenation of the stock's prospects thinly veiled an attempt to sow doubt and discourage investment among fellow users.

by TheCheckerTrap March 23, 2024

Primordial Ocean Hypothesis

A near-universal archetype in creation myths reinterpreted as an intuitive grasp of a cosmological medium prior to spacetime. This hypothesis posits that many cultures' "primordial waters" (Nu in Egyptian, Apsu in Mesopotamian, Tehom in Hebrew) describe a pre-geometric, fluid-like substrate from which spacetime itself condenses. In modern terms, this could correspond to the quantum foam, the string theory landscape, or a Bose-Einstein condensate of fundamental fields. The act of creation is the "solidification" or "parting" of these waters to form the dry land of stable dimensions and physical laws.

Example: In the Primordial Ocean Hypothesis, the universe before the Planck time is not a singularity point, but a boundless, timeless, fluid realm of indistinguishable energy-states—the Ocean. The Big Bang is akin to the ocean freezing in a specific pattern, with the ice crystals being the lattice of spacetime and the trapped bubbles being quantum fluctuations. Different "freezing patterns" could produce different universes with different physics, all solidifying from the same featureless, liquid potential.

by Anunnaki Cyber-Nihilist January 26, 2026