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Procrastination

A worldwide phenomenon that teaches you to do an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.
I used procrastination so I end up doing my major grade projects that we were supposed to do over a two-week span in two hours. I also end up spending 2 days on a math worksheet because I was getting distracted. To rephrase, I did an eight-hour job in 30 minutes, as well as a 30-minute job in eight hours.
by I should be working March 24, 2019
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Procrastineating

Avoiding doing work by going to get a snack instead.
"Are you in the kitchen again? Aren't you supposed to be working?"
"I'm just procrastineating."
by King Nosmo September 3, 2020
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Ultra-procrastinate

when you procrastinate until the last minute on something, only to find you underestimated the amount of time you needed to get it done, thus being unable to complete it
I got a zero on my science project because I ultra-procrastinated on it
by Eushshtb October 25, 2024
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procrastination

Procrastination is like masturbation either way you're fucking yourself
Hey Joe, you did your part of your project or you procrastinating?
Joe- nah man I'm watching my porn so its procrastination.
by lmac1998 December 27, 2018
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Procrastinator

"Sir, what's a procrastinator?"
"Well Timmy, just take a look at Eva. She is the human embodiment of procrastination."
by sylar May 12, 2014
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Procrastination Rooster

When all the consequences of your procrastination comes crashing on you at once. Yup, they have come home to roost.
It's the first day of work after the long Christmas holidays. For all the times I've said, I'll deal with aht next year! Now the Procrastination Roosters have come home (to roost).
by Joanne Procrastinator January 3, 2023
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Procrastination Time

A group chat consisting of 9 beautiful, weird, funny ladies and 1 sexy cool gay mathafucka that reaaaaaaaaally loves to procrastinate.This group chat is a chat made in heavens and there will not be a group chat better than this!!!! There is a lound one that will never stop singing no mater what (goes on everybodys nerves), one that never gets jokes and forgives every fuckin thing and is cute, one that reaaaaally loves hugs (cute too), one that is too funny to exist, one that is a master at baking cakes and is an angel sent from above, one that reaaaally loves pasta and anime, one that LITERALLY laughs hihihiiii, one that is the coolest gay person ever, one that reaaaaaally loves to exercise toooooo much and the last one who is the most dramatic human living on this planet. If the group chat doesn't have these people with the same exact descripcion then it may never be called Procrastination Time!
ATM= OMGGGGGG the test is tomorrow and i haven't even started practising!!! fml i procrastinate too much.
CVK= Same gurl...
CG= U need a hug?
AMD= It's going to be fine everyone don't worry. :)
NVB= We had so much time to practise tho....ur own fault.... juuuust saying
MAP= HUH which test?!?!

EA= It was a joke...
AM= ahahahah did i give u a heart attack?
MAP= .....
VDS= What about the science test tomorrow?
MAP= What?!!?
VDS= Juuuuuuust kidding ahahah
MAP=.............
HC= CAN U GUYS STOP SPAMING THE GROUPCHAT?!?!?!
NVB= *NVB left the groupchat*
AM= *Added NVB to the groupchat*
NVB= ....
AB= aaaaah Procrastination guys Procrastination , u can never escape it

AM= mehehehe Procrastination Time<3
by Procrastination master<3 December 29, 2017
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