preteen

a prepubescent child who thinks sex is cool and never uses a condom
the primary carriers for AIDS, chlamydia and...every other std.
a fucking idiot
the reason facebook, twitter and all other social networks all end up failing
dumb bitches who think mirror pics are cool

I deleted my Facebook because preteens keep playing fucking dumb ass games on it

by FuandUrlife May 18, 2011

Pretendo

Some one that thinks they know what they're talking about when it comes to video games or High Tech gadgets.

Max is such a Pretendo he said that the "Gravity Hammer is what all the Pros use". When everybody knows that Grav hammers are for Noobs.
Or
The only reason Matt took Comp Tech was to play games and watch clips of last night's football game.

by Tyler Mahon November 2, 2007

prateek

someone who is old, probably existed during the time of dinosaurs.

my grandad is such a prateek

by lilfroot October 13, 2020

Pritesh

A very skinny muscular intellectual man with the biggest dick he is very handsome and get any girl he sometimes likes dick because he’s always a bottom in bed he also has an addiction to farting in a jar and lighting his ass hairs on fire at night when no one’s looking he also can’t help but tie his foreskin in a knot sometimes once every year he goes out to the street and sniffs concrete

GIRL1: OMG IS HE BURNING HIS ASS HAIRS

GIRL2: yea it’s just pritesh

by Garry genderson February 9, 2022

pretendisting

Pretend listening.

I had a long day of pretendisting in class today.

It usually takes about five minutes on the phone with my girlfriend before I start pretendisting whilst playing backgammon.

by pseudonymouslyarriffic March 12, 2011

pretendicus

FAKE WEED is referred to as pretendicus

yo that was some pretendicus nigga, give me my money back!

by fake rap gangster mother fuckers October 23, 2006

pretenderly

someone that isnt who they say they are

That girl was trying to be someone else. She was pretenderly acting like Britney Spears

by msu1217 October 2, 2007