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practicing your dinosaur call

To puke, vomit, throw up, blow chucks, worship the porcelain god, etc.
Man, you were sooo drunk last night. Did I hear you practicing your dinosaur call this morning?

Yeah, it was quite rough.
by ;lkjasdfjhgf June 13, 2011
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Practical Jinx

When you practically jinx someone. When your jinx is so close to the same.
Michael - "I really want a taco."
Paige - "I'd enjoy a taco...PRACTICAL JINX."
by OD Definer August 5, 2011
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Practical Bullshit

A term used to describe any crap, nonsense or bullshit that one uses to make his or herself appear far more important or interesting than they are, most often in order to impress one's entourage, or simply complete strangers, particularly ones of the opposite sex.
Cindy: "Sorry, I have to get going. It sure was nice meeting you Rob, I hope we can do it again sometime."

Rob: "Sure thing. No worries, I have to go too. I've got to head to work for a business meeting, then I've got basketball training and a gym workout, before going to the soup kitchen to help the homeless"

Cindy: "Wow, you're a busy, energetic guy, that's awesome. We can meet up next thursday if you like".

Having enjoyed his sudden bout of practical bullshit, Rob then proceeded to go back to his parents' basement, lie in bed wanking and eating cheetos until thurdsay.
by Tomstoppable September 30, 2012
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Practical Blindness

When blindness comes in handy for such projects as reading and writing assignments.
George had practical blindness for summer reading.
by awesomeoprof August 15, 2012
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Pectractus

Pectratcus (Peck-track-tus)

A commonly found word that refers to a male having spectacular pectoral muscles,
to be able to have pectoral muscles to be considered as pectractus one must have great chest separation,
definition and tone to the muscle and ultimately perfect shape.
Sauce: Oi Brown have you recently seen Nath?
Brown: No why?
Sauce: Fuck me man the kid has mad pectractus now days!
Brown: yeah i always knew that was going to happen, kids a rig.

or

Hot bitch: Oi you ys slut i want some of that man,
Slut: How hot! he definatley suffers from pectractus
Hot Bitch: ahahah like omg like he's totally gonna get me saddling up on him tonight.
Slut: Yeah but make sure afterwards you be a bitch to him like all us ys are.
by Nangaz October 26, 2013
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practical candy

Candy that lasts too long to have munchies on like hard candy or chewing gum.
"Ah man! You bought practical candy! We can't eat that when we have munchies after smoking this weed!"

"Ah man! We only have practical candy for this 8 hour bus ride! This sucks!"
by Backpackingsmokers February 26, 2014
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practibate

to masturbate without cumming; practice masturbating
I practibated all day Sunday, but I couldn't cum.
by rainbowgirl71 November 3, 2014
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