Patio Pounder

A refreshing, preferably alcoholic, drink to consume in mass quantities on a patio in the summer time.

Why is bill passed out in the pool house?

He’s been drinking patio pounders all day

by Patiopounderpaul April 26, 2025

pig pounder

when Addison goes to the bar to hang out with the cute bartenders

Addison is planning to be a pig pounder tonight

by Crane Robets January 12, 2024

Pounder Baldridge

A EU slang for when a man puts on a Punch and Judy puppet show (with a beginning/middle/end) where the 3rd puppet is his erect penis, and he isn't allowed to cum until the end of the show.

A pounder baldridge a day keeps the doctor away.

by False Devil July 8, 2023

Chinese quarter pounder

The act of getting McDonalds regulation cheese, grilling it on top of your penis, then proceeding to pound the woman

"I just gave her the chinese quarter pounder, buns and all"

by Cartoon the spoon November 22, 2018

pudding pounder

Type of weapon used by native American tribes as a war club.

He pounded him to death with his pudding pounder.

by Kristal the Herman November 22, 2021

Quarter Pounder

(n) The act of male masturbation when performed with a number of large coins also held in one’s hand.

See also: Quarter Pounder with Cheese

Those sci-fi nerds are always getting hurt, giving themselves a quarter pounder to see what android sex is like.

by vanishingly March 9, 2024

triple pounder

Triple penetration of a woman by a single or multiple partners.

"She's a triple pounder and likes every orifice filled"

Triple penetration orifice Triple pounder

by TripleDip February 15, 2014