Someone who is a master at changing the pedestrian lights from red man to green man.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.
Requiring depressing the button several times, irrespective of how many others have depressed the button prior.
Well respected and rewarded for their talent.
Martin is a post whisperer. He can change the pedestrian lights in seconds. He has a gift.
Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.
Dave tried to push the button after the post whisperer (Martin) had already pushed the button.
I fucken hate that.
by mcfly-m December 14, 2017
Get the post whisperer mug.When you accidentally post unintelligible status updates on social networks by involuntarily pressing buttons on your PDA or cell phone.
"WTF was that nonsense on Facebook man?"
"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
"Damn...musta been another butt-post...I gotta stop carrying that Blackberry in my pocket!"
by johnebbad January 31, 2010
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Get the stall post mug.When a person defiles the integrity of a Facebook post by excessively commenting on it or ruining a joke.
Post: "Haha, Randy where are you shoes?"
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
Friend: "Yeah Randy was much too wasted!!!"
Friend: "At that party last night..."
Friend: "...where Randy lost his shoes."
Other Friend: dude...post-murder :/
by Midnight Manatee August 22, 2011
Get the post-murder mug.(noun) On forums, any topic in which people post for the sake of increasing their post count, post farms often go unnoticed as people will post something which looks like they have something to say on the subject even though they are saying the same thing as everyone else.
Person 1: Have you seen the latest quiz topic?
Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?
Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
Person 2: You know those are all just post farms right?
Person 1: So? who cares the mods don't do anything about them.
by Terabyte324 July 2, 2009
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Post: "Man, the bitches on this site are so STUCK up! I've been on here 24 hours and no one's hit me up yet."
Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."
Second reply: "IAWTC"
Third reply: "Ditto"
Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"
Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"
Reply: "Dude, you're a lame misogynistic asswipe if you think you're entitled to a response."
Second reply: "IAWTC"
Third reply: "Ditto"
Forth reply: "Let me guess, this is another 'nice guy' post, isn't it?"
Fifth reply: "What's this I've stumbled across, another pinata post? FAIL"
by cwesq July 25, 2009
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