Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party”

Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both

by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020

pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.

james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw

by banjobill December 20, 2008

Pork Invader

Noun & Verb Phrase.

A Person with unparalleled PIG ignorance whom attempts to drown out logic and reason with uneducated negative waffle - They can never evolve.

The Pork Invader proceeded to engage in a futile attempt of infiltrating the interesting debate between old friends with his nonsense and unjust slander.

by suigeneris September 11, 2013

pork slinger

a derogatory term for an obese person.

I had to sit between two pork slingers on the plane.

by renegade lemonade March 11, 2016

Pork-lung

The cough one gets whilst performing the action of deep throating a little too intensely.

*garble garble garble, cough cough, garble garble* "Oh man, she's totally pork-lunging me."

"Stop that! Your giving me pork-lung."

"Oh man, I think I pork-lunged too hard the other night."

"Pardon me, excuse me, I think I may be developing a case of some rough pork-lung."

"Oh that guy is such a pork-lunger."

"I gave that bitch some nice ass pork-lung last night."

by the master porker November 28, 2012

pork donut

Anal with a fat bitch

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.

by Loveable Rogue May 26, 2016

Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...

-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.

by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007