pooted on my balls

When you fart on someone's testicles.

" My pug pooted on my balls and then I screamed. "

by Sammy Superdude August 12, 2016

poot whoo

A Poot Whoo is someone who is famous for letting out tremendous amounts of gas in the form of flatuations. Generally these powerful burst bring tears to the eye and smell as if someone has stained the air.

John: Dude, did you invite Rocky to the steam room party?
Ted: No man. Rocky is a poot whoo. Remember that time we were stuck in that elevator? The repairmen had to completly sanitize the 4th and 5th floors.
John: Oh yeah! Good call.

by Kris aka Special K April 12, 2008

Pooted

It just means farted.

I had gas, so I pooted.

by JoDamMammy February 25, 2019

Poot Loot

A nickname for any shotgun that holds to bullets in Call of Duty

gamer 1:hey, what class you usin
gamer 2:The poot loot with a grip

by OCaesarC December 24, 2010

Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 8, 2020

Terror Poot

A terror poot is a fart that escapes when one is truly terrified.

"Ah, man that smells. Did someone just rip a terror poot?"

by dizzieman March 13, 2024

poot

a silent fart

Fred noticed someone had pooted in the elevator

by mudslide slimmmmmm July 11, 2017