poot

a wee shart. a polite toot.

he pooted

by tehejadentime March 06, 2022

POOT

A form of contraception. POOT: Pull Out On Time

You better POOT so I don’t get pregnant!

by Crayonlicker March 11, 2021

Poot

Someone unphotogenic-the term originated from anow unattractive picture of Demi Lovato. Her fans saw the photo and created a backstory- that "poot" is Demi's next of kin locked in a basement for years and is now out and about, hence the term "poot".

Tiffany: Did you see Linda's new profile pic?
Tina: OMG! She's such a poot.

by SwagmasterChick July 25, 2016

poot

when someone does something rude or dumb. or insults you.

kennedi: did you see what miranda did to leah?
lauren: ikr, that was so poot of her

lauren: your ugly and annoying
kennedi: that was really poot of you

by peachesSTDS May 13, 2020

Poot

Verb: A disappointing cumshot.

I hooked up with this hung dude, but he just pooted.

by Scalpel_2_5 May 08, 2020

Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.

I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.

by thatoneguy87 November 26, 2017

poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time

yo boys i just took a deadly poot

by itsroach September 11, 2023