Pet my poodle

When I man goes the the bathroom to play with himself. Also known as skin flute and winding my timber

“Brb guys I need to pet my poodle”

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Pet the poodle

When a man goes the bathroom to play with himself. Also know as skin flute, winding the timber.

“Brb guys. I need to pet the poodle “

by FyreFli January 23, 2018

Poodle

a person who walks around nose up in the air like their shit don't stink.

Look at that girl actin all poodle!

by prissy poo May 28, 2009

poodie

In which a poodle (a type of dog) poots,farts, or passes gas.

Woman:Look at my new poodle!
Woman2:Aww, how cuteeee!!
poodle:*poodies*
Woman2:o_O

by SomeRandomPersonFromMars February 16, 2009

poodonkey

comes from the ancient saxon root, "puo dankie"

which means, to look like a big fat donkey farker, ie mother of hrimkalder from the ancient english poem, Vorsteinglaus.

that girl looks like poodonkey. her crack is very smelly

by loraina bobbit February 14, 2005

poodle-tang

Poodle-Tang – a delusional friend aka “acquaintance” in a group who’s sole purpose to annoy the other members of the group. Once this happens the poodle-tang then gets ragged on all the time. Eventually “poodle-tang” will find out that he is the butt of all jokes and freak out. After that he uses his white and nerdy skills of computers to usually create “odd” pictures and sends out threatening emails. Usually pictures are of a poodle's head on an orangutan’s body. Hence POODLE-TANG

Hey Alex, we have to do something about Poodle-Tang. He's annoying the snot out of me again.

by J Rispoli October 9, 2006

Poodanking

The act of pooping into the urethra of your penis, and then peeing out the poop as though it were a more viscous peepee. Poodanking is a solo act, involving the penis and pooper of a single poodanker.

Note: Poodanking is not a town in China.

I'll never poodank again!

Jenny (on phone): "What are you doing right now?"
Ted (on other end of phone): "Nothing."
Jenny: No, come on sugarbunny. Tell me what you are doing."
Ted: I...uh... how do I phrase this? I... uh... I'm shitting into my penis! And then releasing the sweet nectar as though it were urine of my own!"
Jenny: "Come again, Ted?"
Ted: "Jenny, I'm POODANKING!!!"
Jenny: *dialtone*........

by Jason Brown Bear January 13, 2008