Poot

Combination of the words “poop” and “toot.” To poot is to poop and fart at the same time; most commonly unintentional. Not uncommon among babies and elderly people.

I thought I just had a fart, but I accidentally pooted. Excuse me, while I go clean myself.

by thatoneguy87 November 26, 2017

poot

when you take a bong hoot and a poop at the same time

yo boys i just took a deadly poot

by itsroach September 11, 2023

Poot

That shitty white stuff that collects around the edge of your lips when you’ve taken too many drugs.

Look at Janet, she’s sniffed too much wonky bag and now has poot all around her lips.

by Drank_Lamphard June 26, 2018

Poot

The butt cheeks, butt cheek

Damn, that girl has some saucy poots!

by Psirus December 27, 2023

poot

A HOE.

Ughh I can't stand that poot.
yeah i know. That hoe tried to steal my man.

by blahh<3 October 29, 2013

Poot

An unsatisfactory ejaculation.

“Bro. I was pulling the snake last night after a long night of tugging and I pooted.”

“Shit man, better relax or you'll be out of man juice.”

“Yeah man, literally a drop came out! Full on pooted.”

by Bangkok thai June 22, 2019

Poot

Someone who runs after from their issues but what’s to fight back

Daniella is a poot

by Lyla “The helpful” Aguirre January 31, 2020