slab o poo

(n) When a male or female scoops poop out of their asshole with a spoon

When I was constipated I used the slab o poo technique

by farts for sale April 12, 2009

Stabbing Poo

Anal Sex

I gave her the reach around while I was stabbing poo.

by Rob Bi February 9, 2004

Shitsy poo

Really bad shit that stinks like your best friend's mom's ass. darsh

Dude, I think Steve's got the shitsy poo's like a erect horse.

by MWebStar November 18, 2004

Sexy Poo

The art of masterbating and excreting at the same time. The man sits on the toilet and proceeds to wank one off whilst brewing a poo in his rectal passage. He must wait till the precise moment he is about to ejaculate before he releases his poo, but only the most experienced sexypooers are able to climax at the exact time the feaces leave the anus. Many fail as the poo is brewed to quick and are unable to hold it in

'I tried to have a sexy poo last night but unfortuantly the poo i brewed was too much for my bowels to take and it fell out before i could cum'

by Lee Hagger December 9, 2008

Double-Stinked-Poo-Knocker

One whose stinks twice as much as a regular Poo-Knocker.

After exiting the sewer one may exclaim, "You're a double-stinked-poo-knocker."

by The Toilet Man December 30, 2010

stretch her poo ring

To perform anal sex on a female. In other words, to fuck a bitch in the ass!

Yo. Hopefully tonight i'll stretch her poo ring

by COB David December 21, 2007

sack-e-poo

A phrase (spoken as though it were a single word) that simply means, "bed".

{Paul} After I finish this smoke, I'm gonna hit the sack-e-poo.
{Craig} Sounds good. Good night Paul!

by Telephony September 18, 2019