rice paddy power

An elusive power only possessed by the pure Asian (esp. of non pale skin). It allows astonishing powers in Math and Science. The power has been confirmed by celebrated author Malcolm Gladwell in his book, Outliers. The power allows for all stereotyped Asian properties and excels in giving super math skills when compared to pale skinned humans.

How did you get a 1735% on the test? My rice paddy power.

by RPPower September 8, 2019

Poke the beasty and feed it some grass

The compex analysis of theoretical problems with no solutions.

Megan: I need some help deriving the isothermal expansion of reversible work.
Joe: Well, just poke the beasty and feed it some grass.

by Alpha sinuclein January 30, 2018

Razzy Poke

To inappropriately poke things up your ass

That lad there loves nothing else than a good old Razzy Poke

by Greg_the_Smeg February 18, 2019

Porker poacher

A porker poacher is one who cheats with the obese mate of another.

Juan was a porker poacher who had affairs with the chubby neighbors.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

soap and poke

v. to wash one's ass, thoroughly, with soap and a finger, repeating until the finger comes out clean.

n. the act of washing ones anus.

Doris, if you want me to toss your salad you had best give it the old soap and poke.

I am very happy with my new bidet, I love a quick soap and poke.

by homoguytom February 1, 2013

Power Freak

Somebody completly nuts about power who is arrogant and status-obsessed.

My boss is mobbing me. I hate that Power Freak.

by Heidi-Peidi December 31, 2014

You underestimate my power

The act of declaring that one is good at something right before fucking it up.

Derives from Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith where Anakin Skywalker says this to his former master Obi-Wan Kenobi right before lunging at him and getting his left arm and both of his legs cut of by a lightsaber.

Obi-Wan: "It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
Anakin: You underestimate my power!"
Also Anakin: (Lunges at him and gets fucked by his laser sword and then caught on fire)

by buttonmasher525 January 2, 2018