plottergize

the act of formulating a diabolical plan

I am about to plottergize on this broad to put her on the track.

by The Dow Jonez September 26, 2009

Plotician

A politician who conspires with other politicians and movers in the military, corporate and intelligence sectors to generate at atmosphere of fear and anger in support of war to increase their own pow

This war is about the ploticians who need to get re-elected or have government contracts for their friends.

by AnthonyDick42 November 30, 2010

potzhiemers

memory loss due to smoking too much marijuana

Charlie: How did i forget my wifes birthday?
Smartass: Sounds like a case of potzhiemers to me.

by arkansashound March 14, 2011

Plotnic Friend

A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.

At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.

by Awisedrunk November 6, 2012

Plotitician

A person who seeks or uses political office for personal gain.

The unscrupulous Plotitician who hatched this scheme has decided to run for office so he can make it happen.

by Puchin August 1, 2012

plutzing

Doing a series of small tasks that did not need to be done at the time, but needed to be done at some point. Usually doing many at a time or switching often between. Plutzing usually leaves the person who was plutzing around feeling exhausted while not really feeling like anything was accomplished. Sometimes people plutz to avoid doing other things that are more important,.

I knew you were going to drop by this evening, so I spent my afternoon plutzing around the house and while I was putting some of my old photos in boxes, I ended up finding our old high school yearbooks.

by Gareth Daniel September 19, 2013

Plotcest

The word "plotcest" comes from the junction of the word "incest" and "plot twist".
Just like a regular plot twist it is a sudden change in events except the characters involved in said events find out they are siblings and have being committing incest through the course of their relationship or proceed onto incestious acts from that point foward.

Person A: You've got to read this book! It has a crazy plotcest!
Person B: I'll check out it tomorrow! You know how I love incest and plot twist!

by Mr. Must September 16, 2016