The act of looking to get laid at closing time at the local dive bar. It refers to there typically only being large & drunk women available, & a plank needing to be tied to your ass to keep from falling in to the big girls vagina. The short form is planking.
Yo!! Did you guys see Bill today? He was really desperate & out planking at closing time at The Dirty Dive Bar. The last time I saw him he had hooked up with a Big Bertha. Hope he makes it home from his planking expedition unscathed.
by Ehud Avni July 8, 2011
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by Adam_Has_Gherkin_Bewbs June 9, 2011
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Planking is lying face down, ensuring your face remains expressionless for the duration of the plank, your legs must remain straight and together with toes pointed. Your arms must be placed by your side, held straight and with fingers pointed.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
Planking is to occur in everyday locations, on everyday items and a photo of the plank needs to be taken.
by Toki90 June 14, 2011
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Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.
Jeff was such dick last night when I was here so I planked his grill that asshole.
by mrdavidc October 7, 2011
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More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.
More points awarded for difficulty of location and risk involved.
by Ue00 June 8, 2011
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