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Phone wars

A war between iOS and Android users and literally the dumbest war in history of the internet. It’s like the console wars between Xbox, PlayStation, and Switch players but worse.

It’s stupid seeing two fucking retarded people arguing just because of what phone they use. It doesn’t matter what type of phone you use. If you use an iPhone, that’s great! If you use an Android, that’s also great! Both iOS and Androids are good phones each with redeeming qualities. Some people have opinions saying which phone is better and I respect that but forcing them is stupid as fuck. Always respect someone no matter what phone they’re using.

People who attack, make fun of, and send death threats to another person just because of a FLAT BRICK WITH A SCREEN are fucking stupid that need to be ashamed of themselves.
Retard 1: iOs pHoNeS aRe bEtTeR!!!1!1
Retard 2: nO aNdRoId pHoNeS aRe!!!1!1!1
Smart person: Stop with the phone wars. It doesn’t matter what fucking phone you use, retarded kids.
by IdekIForgotMyName January 30, 2021
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cell phone-itis

A socio/psychological condition characterized by ones inability to stop talking on their cell phone; commonly unable to turn their cell phone off; often and especially in enviornments that are not appropriate for personal phone conversing. This condition is often associated with a deeper emotional/psychological/spiritual condition of vacuousness and refered to in 12 step recovery parlance as chataholic.
So I drive my car over to La Beedo's to give him a ride to the gig and within 30 seconds his cell phone goes off. He answers the call without missing a beat, and yammers away about about Suzie, Sally and Sam, from 168th St. all the way to 96th. When he hangs up, I start to ask him a question and his phone goes off again. He tells me "hold on, I need to get this", and dives back into his fucking babble-bubble. I picked him up the next night and the same thing happened. Seems like he may have a serious case of cell phone-itis.
by Bob Albanese September 16, 2007
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Ho Phone

A phone primarily used for calling, texting, instant mesaaging, facebooking and all other electronic communications with potential sex partners. The Ho Phone such as a smart phone enables someone to be a Ho through phone, internet or text.
Mykal uses his Ho Phone all day long to chat on manhunt.com, facebook, yahoo messneger and text dudes he wants to get it on with.
by Subliminalkid920 April 21, 2010
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Mobile Phone Gangster

When someone talks bad about another person, or threatens them over the phone or through voice mail, but is afraid to confront the person they are talking about.
My ex-girlfriend's boyfriend, was being a mobile phone gangster, threatening me over the phone.
by TheAffiliates July 17, 2010
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decimal phone

n. a mobile phone without a full QWERTY keyboard.

Unlike a dumb phone, the decimal phone can have any number of advanced features but simply lacks the (crucial) above-mentioned I/O device.
Thomas: How come you never reply to my text messages?

Percy: I've still got a decimal phone and it sucks for texting!
by ctrlU April 9, 2011
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barry payne

The most gay ass mother fucking art teacher at grjh that yells at you if you look up for 2 fucking seconds.
*drawing* *looks up* get busy your way behind do you want an f in this class i will call your parents with that attitude i give you barry payne
by Nick w. November 10, 2013
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Perma-phone Hand

A permanent relaxed positioning of the hand that closely resembles your hand when holding your cellphone.

This is caused by excessive cellphone usage in which the cellphone is kept in hand frequently over an extended period of time. The hand over time thus naturally conforms to the shape of the phone.
An example of an IPhone Perma-phone hand

-in a relaxed hand position the hand naturally extends pinky forward (where it would be holding bottom of phone if it were there)
-The pointer finger naturally extends slightly upward
-the middle, ring and pinkie finger lower downward below pointer (pinkie being lowest and middle highest)

the difference in a Perma iPhone hand and regular hand can be seen when comparing both your hands in a relaxed position side by side with palms faced down or you can turn both hands (relaxed) sideways and your phone should be easily secured into positioning in your perma-phone hand
by Reppin516 July 8, 2014
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