Hetero-phobic

Something that straight people made up so they can play victim

A:she was born a woman she will die a woman

B: hey look a transphobic bitch

A:hey look a hetero-phobic with mental issues

B:hetero-phobic are you on crack

A: are you

B:calling me mentally ill because I said your transphobic which you are

A:and your hetero-phobic

B:I don't give a flying fuck if you're straight I but I do care If you're transphobic and homophobic cry baby

A: I care that your hetero-phobic

B:your funny

(This actually fuckin happened)

by Idk.bitch August 6, 2022

Treesha phobia

The phobia of treeshes or women who sleep around.

I can’t ever date because I have treesha phobia.

by Yaboychipsahoy October 27, 2023

Mothers Gym Bag Phobia

While driving and a mother asks her son to reach into her her gym bag to retrieve her wallet out of it-the boy gets extreme anxiety. A phobia disorder caused by the proccess he must go through and begins to get nerveous and sweat while digging around her clothes and is grossed out of their minds, because they beleive they will touch a pair of sweaty panty hose in the proccess but they do the task anyway because they are hungry and want to eat fast food.

True story, my son said he watched a movie and the boys were robbing a store and wore pantyhose on their face and one boy says to the other" these panyhose smell weird" and asks the other boy-"where did you get these from?" the other boy answered" out of my moms gym bag" They took them off right away and from now on experience mothers gym bag phobia. I had to laugh at my son so hard because i said why are you acting that way while looking thru my back pack-he said i might touch your pantyhose. I said I dont own or wear any pantyhose! Nevertheless he has the phobia just from watching the movie.

by M.G.B.P. January 7, 2012

Cost-of-phobia

When shit cost too much and you are scared to pay that much.

I saw the price of that shirt , I didn't buy It because of my cost-of-phobia.

by Semaj egnal August 26, 2017

James a phobia

fear of flashback mary

I was on insta and I saw a pic of flashback mary and I got James a phobia

by chili bean November 28, 2019

Deutsch-o-Phobic

A person who makes the assumption that someone is a N A Z I based off the basic knowledge that someone is German. Generally used to describe someone who sits at home and calls people a member of said political party that no longer exists because they are ignorant or uneducated. These are mean people, because we have souls and we're just like anyone else.

I got called a Nazi because I have the modern German flag as my YouTube profile picture. So many Deutsch-o-Phobic people on the internet.

by Ein_Freundlicher_Deutscher December 28, 2020

Among us Phobia

When you can only see among us characters in objects. (seeing any geometrical pattern of a small oval inside another oval or cylindrical shape.)

Jerma: Yo look at that trash can bro.

Sus man: OMG I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! MY AMONG US PHOBIA IS ACTING UP!

by Amoogus February 20, 2021