A person who insists on talking or texting but doesn't provide any meat to the conversation, thus wasting your time.
John: "I'm so fed up with Teresa; she's a total phone vegan."
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
Conversation of a phone vegan:
Teresa: Hi.
John: Hey, what's up? How have you been?
Teresa: Nuthin. Good.
John: ... That's good. What did you want to talk about?
Teresa: Idk.
by Captain Battletoads, Ph.D. December 13, 2012
Get the phone veganmug. "I don't know if I should get an iphone 3Gs or an Android, I really like the functionality of my iPhone 3g but it doesn't have the features of a Blackerry that I require. I'm so excited that the new iphone opperating system supports stereo bluetooth sound now that I have my motorokr headphones. Can anyone tell me if you can broadcast bluetooth to more than two speakers for digital surround sound? I want to synch my light garden to Pink Floyd and smoke pot with the lady friend who think's im just a phone-drone with my headset tuned to star trek, but how do I broadcast to two headsets at once? I'm having synching issues.
by UberQ January 23, 2010
Get the phone-dronemug. Basically the Infinity Stones but with phones. When you're using your phone in class and you teacher comes rushing like Thanos to take them away.
My teacher is currently on a quest to find all of the Infinity Phones. With one snap he/she will destroy 1/2 of the happiness in school.
by DonaldJTrumpster June 16, 2018
Get the The Infinity Phonesmug. Describing a situation where an unintended text recipient who is not acquainted with the sender in real life responds to the text in a humorous manner.
Sender: Hey can you bring da money to udz? ima going home n make frybread for yr bro.
Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.
Sender: LMFAO o shit sry
PHONE ROLLED!
Unintended recipient: Hey, ur txting the wrong number, but I'll take some frybread.
Sender: LMFAO o shit sry
PHONE ROLLED!
by Rulacho September 4, 2013
Get the phone rollmug. Someone who attends a live music event and insists on filming the performance on their phone instead of enjoying the atmosphere. Exactly what these dipshits do with the footage after the event is unclear but it's likely it just sits on their phone, acting as a reminder of the performance they attended in person but largely watched via a 5 inch screen. The Phone Wanker is further characterised by the person filming the event with their phone in a vertical/portrait orientation, thus rendering the footage unusable for any purpose other than viewing it on their phone. Sadly all attempts to capture the event for prosperity (or perhaps bragging rights) are rendered useless anyway since the diminutive microphone on the phone is inadequate when faced with the venues high powered speaker stack.
I went to see Rag n Bone man in concert last week. Amazing gig but I was surrounded by Phone Wankers who insisted on filming it!
by JayWon April 21, 2017
Get the Phone Wankermug. When a person is mentally incapable of functioning whilst having any sort of mobile device in front of them. Typically characterized by open, slack jaw, glassy eyes and a zombie-like sway or teeter.
by Baxter Wilde August 22, 2014
Get the Phone Dumbmug. the act of checking you side and then back pockets in search of your phone usually causing you to accidently perform a portion of the macarena.
by mynamedontmatter October 19, 2009
Get the phone macarenamug.