someone with God-given sex appeal, sure to turn heads when they walk into a room. Please, dont be alarmed, they love holding toes rather than hands, especially in the room you sleep in. A fighter since the womb, they will never back down from a challenge. Sure to be socially awkward art times, but you cant blame them, it takes two to create the child, and its not their mother's genes. They have a nice balance of morbid obesity yet cultured with a touch of racism. The best of both worlds one might say. Im so horny rn. Not only are their toes enormous, but so is their lower left intestine. It really gets everyone in the room gassed up. Along with luscious locks of hair, probably better than your moms, they have an uncanny resemblance to Lavar Ball (black middle aged man), but you will never hear them brag about it because of how humble they are. Basically to sum it up, this person is like taking Xanex and LSD while getting railed from the behind by a guerrilla-monster. Not to be mistaken for a guerrilla like harambe, because harambe was a pussy compared to this shit.
Person 1: "Doctor, please prescribe me something my anxiety and depression is making me want to eat ass."
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
Person 2: "I will prescribe you with a daily zoom call with my brotha fromah notha motha Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9ine, their raw sexual charisma will radiate through your body and cure your problems immediately
by erectile dysfunctional family May 18, 2020
Get the Gennifer Dorgan Phillip John Pagano Keerat Howe Octavias Maximum Security Prison 6ix9inemug. When a guy is getting head and pulls out and blows it all in her hair. But he is chivalrous enough to get her shampoo to help clean up herself. the best part is that his friends are nice enough to help too.
she be suckin, and you be blowing in her hair. step 2 includes getting shampoo. you did the knob phillips
by dbpicksix October 6, 2009
Get the The Knob Phillipsmug. She looks like a right 'Phillip Bailey'
by amazeflaps April 19, 2014
Get the phillip baileymug. a screwdriver brand that has no major length to it and can get a kodick to fall for him #speakingfromtheheart
by asholew November 6, 2021
Get the phillipmug. A Rusty Phillip ( feel up) is the act of a younger person eating the ass of and old man (60+), and him farting in their face ( usually a wet one). Most often causing a bad case a pink eye.
“Did ya catch Jen this mornin?”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
“ Yeah, rumor has it she gave the Mayor a Rusty Phillip.”
“Jesus dude…”
by BrothA:(EUGHHHHH March 26, 2024
Get the Rusty Phillipmug. A Brazilian boy who thinks he is sexy but isn't. He probably has friends with names like Braydon or Nick or a cool teen named Bryce. Maybe a sister named Anslley. I most likely goes to a school in Georgia with the name North Forsyth. But who knows cause I just made this all up.
by FullEnTITTY January 25, 2020
Get the Phillip Portomug. by JMUrbanD April 6, 2017
Get the Phillipmug.