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philin sterile

A state of not being able to have their own biological children. Alternatives: using test tubes, aboption from a child protection agency, or hire somebody who doesn't shoot blanks and\or are able to conceive.
Husband: 'I wish I wasn't philin sterile.'

Wife: 'Sigh.......Me too.'

Friend: 'There are other ways to have children.'

Husband and Wife: 'Praise the Lord!''Our prayers have been answered!'
by pureehc October 4, 2009
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Philipenis

An attempt of mocking a filipino person online or really the country itself, the person calling this out may have lacking information about the Philippines and its people as they are, well, ignorant and usually not a person you would want to talk to. Some people have it better than others, some don't, and this word just ignites a fire of stupid arguments with no particular reason.

Races who generally use this are : Indonesians, Malaysians, Chinese, Japanese, Americans, etc.
Person 1: The Philippines is FULL of POOR PEOPLE living in slums and there is drugs everywhere!
Person 2: All of them have no future and they are just POOR PIGS in a barn.
Person 1: Yeah, the Philippines should just be renamed to Philipenis.
by Moe Lester D. IIecond March 4, 2022
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Phillips Factor

No matter what you do, say or try it always turns out wrong. The Phillips Factor has struck again. Someone must have a voodoo doll that’s coated with your DNA.
…………. Situation Number 543 ……
“You fellas are not going to believe what happened to me after I left work last night. I ran out of gas on the way to the burger joint, so I ended up walking the rest of the way. I got there and bought a burger. I took a bite and something wriggled in my mouth. It was a big black cockroach. I went to take the burger back and they had closed. I threw it on the ground and next minute this police officer came across the road and fined me for littering. When I finally got back to my car, it was being towed away. The Phillips Factor has struck again.”
by Phrix October 21, 2010
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Phillip

A really lame boy who, once you get to know him, is everything you ever wanted. He's perfect in literally every way possible and he's probably the most hilarious person you will ever meet. He loves video games and music and is super sweet.
Girl: *sees phillip* DAAAAANG WHO BE DA MIGHTY FINE BOY WALKIN BY?!

Boy: oh that's phillip. I wish I was as cool as he is. :(
by destember January 3, 2014
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philistine

someone who doesn't care about books and interesting films and things
Your mother's brother Ned is also a philistine.
by Charles. M. July 2, 2009
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Phillip

Phillip is a man with a large penis and knows how to use. Also known for eating a girl pussy right.
Ex: Ooo babe your such a Phillip...

Ex: babe you're so big that's why you're a Phillip
by Swagdaddyphil January 13, 2014
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Philippines

My mom's home country.

The Philippines was discovered by Magellan in the late 1500s for King Philop of Spain, until Magellan wore out his welcome in the Philippines and got his ass cut off and died from the natives. The Philippines is really named after the king of Spain, was also colonized by Spain at one time then later it was taken over by the Americans. Then during World War II the Japanese took control. The Philippines is also the only nation in most of Asia to be Chirstain and have a mix of many different types of cultures. The Philippines is also known to be the "Peral of the Orient."

A place I want to visit someday as soon as this War on Terrorism is over.
"My country Philippines is kickass so back off you damn Spanard!"
by phantom5 July 16, 2005
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