Phallusy Fallacy

When a man wrongly believes that his penis is much larger than is actually is, he is living.

I was with this guy last night who listed "well endowed" on his Tinder profile. Maybe if he was comparing it to his pinkie finger. Girl, that dude is experiencing a phallusy fallacy.

by keywest4life March 10, 2020

Phallic homocide

When your girl says if I have one more orgasm, I'm going to die,and you you kill her

It wasn't premeditated, it was accidental phallic homocide

by Kevinkalel March 17, 2020

Phall

A combination of CALL and PHONE.

"Lemme phall my friend real quick"

by Sabrona_sabs June 7, 2020

Phaloop

Phaloop is a term for someone who has done drugs and has changed in a bad way, he acts slower and dumber than an average person due to heavy usage of drugs.
Can also be used to describe a person's state at the moment.

Bro look at this guy he is such a phaloop.

I am so high I'm really phaloop.

by tntr December 18, 2020

Phallulimus

Also known as Phallusinterlimusophilia, it is a kink or fetish for people putting their penises in slime.

I went on a date with Drki last night.

Drki? He's so weird. Isn't he into that phallulimus stuff?

by Sport Bili February 21, 2021

Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis in all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021

Phallism

The worship of penis ethier your dick or others despite sexual orientation that is akin to that of a religion but for the praisel of the all empowering cock.

In the name of all that is phallism, praise that impressive throbing stature of a penis and all its gargantuan girth...

by Phallism April 24, 2021