batterson

A statement of poverty, delaperdation and cheapness.

That ketchup is batterson (not Heinz), look at him he is such a batterson, that is beyond Pov speck it's batterson.

by Coonsting April 20, 2017

shotgun pattern

When you have liquid poop and you sit on the toilet let out a crap that sounds and feels like a shotgun blast. You turn and look in the toilet and it looks like someone poured coffee grounds around the toilet bowl.

I just let out a shotgun pattern on Niko's toilet.

by Scott E. Irish January 2, 2006

The Robert Pattinson

When two caucasian homosexuals flick glitter onto one another during sodomy. Fairy wings are optional. Fangs and the mutilation of small animals are encouraged.

'The Robert Pattinson' is some gay-ass shit.

by Sodomized By Glitter August 17, 2010

Robert Pattinson

A recently famous actor who lives in Barnes, London. He has recently been the fantasy of all the girls in the world. However, It is by now widely known that he has a one inch wonder, and is shite in bed.

Fugly girl 1: Itz R Pattz innit!

Fugly girl 2: yeee... he's well buff!

One of the 1000 girls he has slept with: you two have obviously not seen his one inch wonder yet.

Fugly girl 1: shut up, I'm gonna marry him when I'm older

Another girl who has slept with Robert pattinson: Whateva!

by Rpattz fan125! February 25, 2009

Robert Pattinson

A British Actor that is most famous for the role 'Edward Cullen' in the movie 'Twilight'. Adored by women and also used in an insult between men that refers to words such as 'faggot, homosexual, gay, glittering vampire, pussy, pale freak, asshole, ugly, hairy chest, and big lips'

Note: If this word is used as a compliment to teenage girls.

Max: Your so gay you can star in the movie Broad back mountain

Matthew: Your so gay, you can star in Twilight and make out with Robert Pattinson

by pandacoach-ricky November 5, 2009

Bishop Watterson

A bunch of stuck up rich kids who arent good at football but think they are. they like anal sex

Bishop Watterson asshole is John Nutter

by Watterson hater August 22, 2011

Scott Peterson

fucking dick who murdered his wife and unborn child because he was secretly a fag

dude 1: did you hear about Scott Peterson?
dude 2: yeah, what a fucking dick!

by puss eater July 26, 2009