No text back pardom

When your texting the only person you like to text and you fall asleep. So they are thinkin something bad maybe so when you notice you wanna kommit ded and you cant bc you have to text them back or they wont ever get a text back😔 sorry

I feel bad for not replying i have no text back pardom

by Bigdawglilboiiiii August 24, 2019

ghost of the parco dei principi

La spirito which keeps you up at night, looming over you as you sweat constantly, just wishing it would stop tickling your feet. (Commonly referred to as dad, the father, daddyman or daddy waddy

Dad: I am the ghost of the parco dei principi!
Everyone else: oh God here he comes again...

by OhNoItsJoe December 17, 2019

ghost of the parco dei principi

La Spirito which keeps you up at night, looming over your bed as you constantly sweat. (Constantly referred to as dad, the father and saucy bobby

dad: I am the ghost of the parco dei principi!
The rest of the family: oh heck here we go again

by OhNoItsJoe December 18, 2019

i beg your pardon

please

can you i beg your pardon not do that

by carolinebondbeatsmewithabat February 9, 2023

Parasol

A faggoty little umbrella that soft cocks carry around to protect themselves from the "Oh, so harmful" sun.

"Oh, be a darling, m'dearest and fetch me my parasol so I can procede to shove my head up my arse in the sun where everyone can see"

by 1337h4xx00rz August 14, 2006

pardon my french

phrase used as an appology for using profanities. The word for "seal" (the animal) in french is "phoque," which is pronounced the same as the word "fuck" in english. This is how the phrase originated.

You've got to be fucking kidding me! Pardon my french, but that's insane!

by Lazy Time Waster December 17, 2004

Parkour

An exuse for a bunch of running and jumping and being able to not get in trouble

Guy1: hey let's go do some parkour.
Guy2: yes I always wanted an exuse for jumping and running! Let's go

by Minemonkey9999 December 14, 2014