Paris Hilton

(noun)a slight brain damage caused by excessive booze and coke and hair bleach...

I can't remember where I slept last night, I must have had a paris hilton or something.

by Neslihan October 20, 2005

Paris Hilton

biggest zero to benefit from nepotism since bush

paris hilton and george w. watched 'the hills' today. a fight shortly ensued after george tried to change the channel to 'i love toy trains'.

by cxnnor May 08, 2009

Paris Hilton

(1) Stupidity in its purest form. Gives dumb blondes everywhere a bad name.

(2) A flea-ridden road whore, second only to Courtney Love in skankiness.

(1) Paris Hilton thinks they sell walls at Wal-Mart.

(2) See any picture of Paris Hilton.

by Michael Hunt January 03, 2005

paris hilton

Skanky ho celebrity that NO ONE is jealous of who has retarded fans who are always defending her by saying people who hate her are "jealis". Oh yeah, we are all so "jelous" of her STD's and her lack of a brain. Get real. She's a waste of space, a useless human that deserves NOTHING but ridicule, scorn, and derision. I would spit in her face if I ever met her, and I hope to be able to do just that one day. Oh and to you retards who love her, think about this: she would ignore you if she walked by you on the street, or make fun of you. Most guys think she's ugly and useless anyways. I hope she wrecks her Bentley into a wall and deforms her face even more than it already is, and gains 100lbs and dies of her super virulent strain of herpes.

Paris Hilton: Oh, let's see what I should do today. Go have sex with 50 guys and share the wealth of my STDs, waste some more of my daddy's money on $200 sweaters for my rat dog, get drunk at a club and screw 50 more guys, flash my tit or my nasty bony ass to the paparazzi, and basically be the useless cumdumpster that I am! That's Hot!

Me: Why don't you give some money to a homeless person or help a needy family?

Paris Hilton: No, they deserve to be poor, and Tinkerbell needs a new sweater, oh, I gotta go make fun of nice, smart, responsible people that actually WORK for a living, how not hot of them!

Me: I hope you die bitch

by tsarina amanda May 02, 2006

paris hilton

1. A brainless, inarticulate slut who asks her friends to write flattering comments about her for urbandictionary.

2. A waste of media attention and best ignored.

3. An ugly, anorexic cum slut whore who will fuck any man who asks.

inebriated street guy: Hey, bitch, do you fuck homeless guys too?
paris: that's hot.

by Buck Fush August 26, 2005

Paris Hilton

Noun. Any anorexic rich bitch who's net contribution to human society is in the negative. An attention whore (or maybe just a whore.) Someone who let pseudo-fame go to her head and then entrench that head firmly into her rectum.

Jaime thinks Paris Hilton is worthy of idol status and that those who hate on her are just jealous. Jaime is also a self-confessed Sloane Ranger. Go figure.

by KHD February 01, 2005

paris hilton

A place where hundreds of rich people spend the night.

Also a hotel in Paris.

#1 That guy has stayed at the Paris Hilton.
#2 Hasn't every guy?

by ChuckFromOhio December 31, 2006