Parade Candy

1. Any candy that is found on the street and then consumed; does not necessarily have have to originate from a parade.

2. Picking up a hooker from a notorious prostitution boulevard.
1. That tootsie roll on the ground is still fairly unopened, love me some parade candy.

2. Griff was feeling horny so he drove down to North Ave. looking to score some parade candy
by LordBelvedere July 19, 2011
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Bum Drunk Parade

When you get so drunk it is obvious to people around you that you will permit anal sex if propositioned
Joan "Check out those completely pissed girls"

Karl "Bum Drunk Parade"
by laurab193 May 08, 2011
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Diamonds On Parade

"Hey man we should have an Andre night tonight"
"I was thinking more of Diamonds On Parade"
"Yeah something like the Great Gatsby"
by Diamonds On Parade September 27, 2014
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parade bae

Parade bae is a term meaning your life partner that your will fuck on a daily, kiss and cuddle and make babies with
“Her Jeremiah have you made her your parade bae yet”

Jeremiah: “no not yet but soon”
by ~UnknownblackQueen March 14, 2020
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Easter Parade

Easter parade's are commonly celebrations full of gaiety and pastel colors. This is a phrase used to refer primarily to flamingly gay men.
"He's as gay as the Easter Parade."

"He's leading/marching in/news casting for/working the sausage cart at/tethering balloons at the Easter Parade."



by lemonJ November 03, 2008
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cholo parade

When every Mexican in the greater Chicago area straps Mexican flags to their white SUVs and dives around beeping the horn.
"Hey Rick, there's a massive cholo parade all up and down North Avenue. Is it Mexican New Year?"
by braeez September 16, 2023
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Hummers Day Parade

The act of getting a hummer by more than one woman, (preferably 2 in most cases) where each woman places a testicle in their mouth and sucks on it like a baby with a pacifier.
Stoney: dude I was so close to having a legit 3-some last night.

Big Easy: let me guess, one didn’t want to bang?

Stoney: I didn’t bang either of them but they each pocketed one of my nuts in their dome piece and gargled away like it was a hummers day parade!
by Uncle Gary's Potato Farm January 27, 2019
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