optical rectitis

n. A shitty outlook on life. Derived from optical, refering to sight or vision; and rectum, refering to the orifice from where shit is delivered to the outside world.

Decision makers at all levels (governmental, corporate, bosses, parents, etc.) must have Optical Rectitis since they seem to make some really bad decisions more often than not. The symptoms are everywhere - too much government, failed corporations, discredited government officials and executives, corporate bailouts, public dishonesty, abuse of power, superficial strategies, and failed initiatives.

by UrbanAg December 26, 2009

optimism

an excuse for epic failing

(optimism) you get into a horrible car crash, but atleast you have insurance!!!!

by morocco monroe June 6, 2010

opty

shorthand for opteron CPUs produced by AMD.

My friend loves his opty 165
older optys are still quite expensive
Optys are "intended" for servers.

by M0T0RH3D May 16, 2007

O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

The moment in time when you need to poop and you know for a fact if you do it now it will be a good poop. Waiting past this window results in a less then perfect poop, Usually with not getting it all out or straining harder than you would have had to if you had done it during your O.P.W.

"Gotta go man, just hit my O.P.dubs"

-O.P.W. ( O.P.Dubs) Optimum Pooping Window

by Catrotzuk September 26, 2015

Optimus Prime

awesome-ness, perfection
i.e. optimal and prime = optimus prime
also, the bad-ass dude from transformers who is optimus prime.

-I just jumped over that building!!
-OMG!!! Optimus Prime!!

by smile808 September 7, 2010

opTimistic

Feeling that a virtually impossible task is completely reasonable and can be done in an absurd timeframe for minimal resources.

I'm very opTimistic that we can complete a better DayZ clone in like a few months despite having absolutely no professional game development experience!

by BananananananananananaSandwich July 19, 2016

optical rectumitis

When your eyeball gets crossed with your asshole and you have a shitty outlook on life.

Bob's constant, unbending criticism of Joan lead her to beleive that he suffered from a bad case of optical rectumitis.

by Jack Squat March 27, 2003