the longest yard

The act of pleasing yourself through anal penetration, the teasing of your scrotum, and the sucking of your toes all at once.

I got bored last not so I locked the door drew the blinds and attempted the longest yard.

by Broseidon the bruh July 21, 2014

yard work

Sex. Usually in public, but it can be a tool shed if you're a pussy and scared of getting caught.

I was doing yard work the other day and her father saw me!

by JR312 September 20, 2005

yard farming

What the globalist commie/socialist Sociopaths will do to America once we finish arming and teaching them.

Once we finish arming and training globalist pigs to destroy us, the yard farming begins.

by Hardly August 29, 2012

yard tard

The mentally challenged neighborhood guy who can only cut the grass
(variations: bagtard, janitard etc)

My mom gave me $25 to cut the grass but I didn't feel like doing it so I gave the yard tard $5 to cut the grass and he was thrilled to the gills!

by Ryan BasTARD November 28, 2007

Yard Stick

A word used to describe a random person or friend when they do or say something completely retarded and need to be made fun of.
Also can be used to describe a person who sucks at sports, work or basically anything related to daily life.

Whoever: Asks stupid ass question
You: "Man that kid is such a yard stick, what a stupid question"
Friend: "OMG such a retard haha"

Random person: Slips and falls on ice or trips on random thing
You: "Man did you see that yard stick wipe out?!?!"
Friend: "Ya he totally just ate it hahaha!"

by Brengland February 06, 2010

Yard Baby

A Yard Baby is a child or adolescent that plays in the front or backyard without shoes on their feet. They feel a special connection with the earth and nature; A bohemian soul with wanderlust. One who lives and plays without worry or fear. They're hands and feet are usually dirty, from the ground. They're laughter is contagious and their eyes are innocent and full of wonder. Yard Babies prefer spending in their time outside frolicking in the sunshine and exploring their vivid imaginations; turning fantasy into reality in their minds. A yard baby feels safe.. Even while exposed in broad daylight.

There are mud tracks on the floor again.. Must be those yard babies!

She danced and spun around barefoot and starry eyed just like a yard baby.

by 13etches March 18, 2016

Stomp the yard

One of the stupidest phrases known to the English language. Yard is a derivative of grass and makes hardly any noise when stomped on.

Stop saying "stomp the yard" Tim, it's stupid.

by Tinky2020 April 09, 2020