john: you ok?, dave: sad face, john: ohhh right, dave: just sad face, john: you n that damn face scale
by kyranist July 19, 2011
The Scoble Scale is a Software Engineering term invented to fill the need to accurately describe your annoyance level to other co-workers. This is based on the Scoville Scale used to measure the pungency of peppers, which is based on a subjective rating by test subjects. In this case, the subjectivity is because annoyances can differ between people, but at least there's still a way to communicate it.
1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.
Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
1 Scoble Unit is equal to the annoyance perceived from taking a 45 min train ride into town for a meeting organized by a manager that takes less than 5 minutes to conclude, then have to ride the train back.
Since the scale is subjective, it theoretically has no upper limit, but for the sake of simplicity we try to cap it to 11.
by CanadianBadass March 24, 2014
Jugg Scale a sub-genre to Jugg editing. Jugg editing is a style that basically is just anime edits with plugg songs used as the audio. Jugg Scale is very similar to this but in a way more simpler with it just consisting of scale ins and outs and offset and inverts and more. This style as well as normal Jugg is popular mostly on tiktok and insta.
Written by @moonshinefr on tiktok
Written by @moonshinefr on tiktok
by Moonshinefr September 15, 2022
by Shaquan Johnson August 05, 2008
JR's Scare states that infantile instincts multiplied by the magnetic strength of a peircing= to the eye-grabbing ability of a boob. Because of the metal in a boob piercing and leftover infantile instinct, it is inevitable that people will be magnetically attracted to said boob piercing.
by Jayd3n. May 13, 2022
Much like the Richter Scale measures the strength of an earthquake, the Hitchcock Scale measures the strength of a sneeze. The scale goes from 1 to 10 where 10 is the highest. A sneeze measuring 1 is basically that of a very polite grandmother, barely a "psst." Whereas a 10 is a sneeze that results in death.
Sandy: "God bless you!"
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
Jon: "Thanks... that was at least an 8 on the Hitchcock Scale. I sharted and I'm still seeing spots."
by the creeper July 30, 2020
by dirtymindedchick:} March 01, 2017