When lying in bed with your spouse, you grab her/him tightly, wrap yourselves completely in the blanket, and rip ass. It causes the fart in the air to become highly concentrated and, since you and your spouse are so close to each other, the temperature rises, further strengthening the fart. Meanwhile, your spouse is unable to move, which forces her/him to smell it. You of course are immune to your own farts.
I don't know what to do. My wife left me because I was gas chambering too often. I miss her so much. I miss her smelling my hot, concentrated farts.
by rogerthewhale November 24, 2010
a nasty chemical agent used by the Germans in WWI. Causes the victim's skin, eyes and lungs to burn, blood colects in the lungs causinng the vicitm to drown in it
by Capt. capacitor April 21, 2004
In the process of flatulating, an amount of wet, non-amalgomated fecal matter is discharged from the anus.The amount can be vary between a trace amount that may or may not stain the underwear to a full load being evacuated from the flatuator.
After a hard night of drinking Tim attempted to impress his roommates with an aromatic fart, but his efforts resulted in wet gas.
by LeeJ April 21, 2007
by J 0 K A September 24, 2005
by Calvin B. Goners December 07, 2002
by polruan April 14, 2010
When a girl is on her period and some of the blood drips to her butt hole, then she proceeds to fart, spraying blood to your face.
by Russian_Privilaged October 31, 2016