custard tanks

A massive pair of jugs which are carrying more dairy delights than your local milk float.

“Phwoar, look over there Stuart, it’s Kirsten Custard Tanks”

by BahamGroag November 27, 2024

General Custard

You call a person a General Custard who is seemingly smart and talented yet deceptively incompetent.

My boss is a General Custard

by PseudonymHorton July 23, 2024

custard apple

is a kind of fruit that shaped like an apple with eyes on its peel and custard meat surround its seed taste like shit but also very sweet and juicy

-what kind of key likes banana?
-a monKEY
-what kind of person likes custard apple?
-a retarded

by Blow me i'm funny September 10, 2017

Hot custard

Cumming into someone's butt and they hold it inside for a while keeping it warm until it congeals

Can I use your bathroom? I've been baking a hot custard all day.

by MsLady2754 January 14, 2021

Custard Botty

When a man ejaculates in another persons anus and said person does not excrete the semen immediately.

I slept with that young salesman and he walked around with a custard botty for a whole day.

by JayDargieDarg May 31, 2017

bad custard creams

when u dye ur hair bleach blonde and it looks like shit so u go off w someone’s ex cause they’re desperate

“bad custard creams decided to feed the hungry jews, how caring of her!!”

by sis did May 03, 2020

Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 09, 2021