on custard

the shit hayden allison be sayin all the time, just means on god

"you fr?"
"on custard"

by Dogatorix July 4, 2022

Custard Breath

the nausiating whiff that eminates from someone's mouth after having eaten chocolate and thus when they are speaking to you very close up afterwards. The smell is rather like custard powder.

uggh! brush your teeth or eat a mint, custard breath

by David Corser January 13, 2009

Spine Custard

See "spinal fluid"

Brother, I do believe you just spilt spine custard on my sneaks. I implore you, please wipe up your mess before I give you the old 'One-Two, Where's me shoe'

by Dionize December 21, 2023

Loose Custard

Noun: A vaginally cavity after multiple men have finished inside.

(See eggnog)

Erica was left with loose custard after all of her coworkers had their way with her and gone to the clinic.

by Unenthusiastic Owl October 27, 2022

Portuguese custard tart

A pale man’s ass whole

Aaron docherty had such a nice Portuguese custard tart when I was eating it

by The truth within January 10, 2025

thrust custard

Jizz - spew - load - sperm

She made a weird face when I blasted her with thrust custard

by Bic Shavesman June 1, 2017

Jam and custard

The act of jacking yourself off constantly and letting your semen coat your nob and allow the smegma to rest for a few minutes which then you insert into you partner which should coat your penis in period blood and smegma creating jam and custard which you then feed your partner the concoction.

I felt nice so I gave my partner the jam and custard.

by ItsyAboYAdaM December 9, 2021