Cock Goblin

Someone or something that enjoys penis very much in them.
Cock goblins are also known as whores, sluts, skanks, dick licks, bobble heads, hood rats etc.

Brittany fucks a lot of people at school this year, yeahh shes a total cock goblin!

by Cock Goblin Master November 10, 2007

Goblin Twerk

When a childish 42-year old female streamer that has 3 levels of sexual repression, deep insecurity, no sense of self-awareness, and lacks absolutely any amount of shame engages in a 'twerking' dance motion that resembles an animal trying to shake off feces stuck to its ass.

That shameless twitch streamer Jennyttv will never stop goblin twerking PainChamp :gun:

by kiridane April 20, 2021

Goblin Eater

A nasty vagina that has roast beef for lips, and a penis that comes from within. Fabled to be the dirtiest and most ugly vagina of all time. It has a set of wings, and is known through folk lore to fly into villages and steal all the mens penises by chopping them off with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"That girl has a goblin eater"

by lysssassss January 13, 2008

young goblin

A hoe

A girl that does hood shit with you but she a hoe

Chillin with my young goblin ...

Keeping it real with my young goblin

I got my young goblin back at my crib

by Young lauren March 8, 2017

goblin eater

Known as the worlds nastiest vagina, and it has some characteristics of a roast beef sandwich. It has been fabled as a creature that flies into small villages and snaps off the penises of all the men with its razor sharp vagina teeth.

"Stay away from that girl, she has a goblin eater!"

by lysssassss January 9, 2009

Goblin Season

When you have resorted to completely giving no fucks. Usually involves heavy drug and alcohol consumption along with a destructive and gritty lifestyle. Living in Columbia SC is an example of a place that will have a person in a year long goblin season.

Yo man it seems like John hasn't been himself recently. You know what's up with that?

Yeah man it looks like John has gone Goblin Season on us.

by Doctor Sockalingham June 21, 2022

Goblin-Bod

Someone who has twigs for arms and legs but practically has a tumor of of grease and bad decisions for a torso.

“All the girls go crazy for that Goblin-Bod nowadays,” Chris said to himself in the mirror, a tear rolling down his face, aware of the lie he had told himself.

by Kazaam with Shaquille O’Neal June 11, 2018