Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.
by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!
by Sammo88 October 4, 2019

by Mark March 16, 2004

A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
by Stato the Laird December 14, 2008

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
by Topher Down March 27, 2009

when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.
genius = genie arse
originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
genius = genie arse
originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
by Keats October 6, 2004
