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Arse wank

Lube your sexual partners Arse cheeks plus crack..while you lay back and have them wank of your erection using there cheeks without anus penetration.
Can't believe my luck when I got home to find my missus with Arse cheeks ready lubed for a ruddy good Arse wank
by Mickey and Rich December 28, 2015
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Bannon arse

The uncontrollable explosion of one’s bowels, performed with a devastatingly wet noise and accompanied by the smell of a thousand rotting animals.
Man, I had the worst Bannon arse after eating that Red Rooster on the plane.
by ColonelHunt February 11, 2019
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shagging arse

A saying normally used by someone with rat tails and has a fascination about dicks that’s sometimes borders the erotic!
Have you been shagging arse?
by Sammo88 October 4, 2019
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arse food

anyone who is new to a prison and will definetly get pumped in the bum
ben jones you will be my arse food for the next three weeks
by Mark March 16, 2004
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Hungry Arse

A condition whereby a lady's arse appears to be trying to swallow her trousers, caused mostly by unfathomably tight garments.
Christ on a bike, have you seen the hungry arse on that? I bet she's got a real camel toe to match
by Stato the Laird December 14, 2008
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Arse Butter

The residual build in your arse crack after to many wet farts. Grey/brown in colour and always moist

Often used when swearing, normally accompanied by knob cheese
"arse butter this computer is total knob cheese"

"hey if you add some arse biscuits you've got yourself a meal"
by Topher Down March 27, 2009
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Genie's Arse

when something is so clever or a total fluke it's almost magic and absolute genius.

genius = genie arse

originating from the saying "pulling it out of your arse"
"Dude you pulled that from a genie's arse!"
by Keats October 6, 2004
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